Ronald Weinland: Healing the Mind, Boring the Flock

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Healing the Mind Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 817 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 117
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Minor false prophet, Ronald Weinland, spoke from Cincinnati, OH today. There was a ministerial meeting so members could prepare to welcome the thousands who will soon flock to PKG because they have been humbled by the events of the on-going, raging Great Tribulation.

Ron rails on about the Sabbath. No one can understand it, blah, blah, blah, …. It’s all about family. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Maybe he'll he say something of import. How about a Thunder update?

Chile experienced some powerful earthquakes. Thankfully, mostly away from populated areas so the death toll is relatively low and the tsunami warnings have gone out and the waves aren't too big.

There is an odor of formaldehyde and it’s affecting the prophet. They may have to move to an upper room. Perhaps they will receive the Holy Spirit? Ron rails against gossipers in the business world and some gossipers in the church. *yawn*

Ron rails against “butts all over the ground” eliciting laughter; Ron rages against selfish people who throw paper on the ground and recommends picking up litter to church members. WOW! Ron says he seen people acting like pigs throwing paper towels on the ground (again) and says he’d like to grab them by the nape of the neck and hits his fist against his hand (there was a slapping noise.) NOW, that’s good preaching!

Ron is not afraid to tackle the heavy issues afflicting this world!

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: God Bless This Internet Connection.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Healing the Mind Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 824 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 118
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Weinland spoke from Richmond, VA this week. The Great Tribulation continues rolling along and most people don’t know it.

Soon though tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands will be rushing to join PKG and the newly ordained will be eager and ready to baptize them, provided they are paying their tithes.

The prayer asked God to bless the Internet connection. Then, a jolt of static electricity hit the system, but did not damage it. And, you wanted proof Ole Ronny was God’s prophet. PFFFTT!

A ministerial meeting looms next week to prepare the ordained for some splishin’ and a splashin’.

Ron waxes on humility again. “You shouldn’t murder”, but it’s OK for Ron to wish his mockers would die slowly from the inside or quickly, God, but just make it soon.

Ron waxes on bad drivers – most of whom are worse than him. Ron slams rubberneckers. They are, of course, selfish and prideful people, like people who don’t throw away paper towels and leave them lying on the counter or floor - wicked, wicked people.

Ron is preparing PKGers to do conversion work after Christ returns that is after The Great Tribulation, Armageddon and Ron and Laura’s death on the streets of Jerusalem.

The rest of the sermon: Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron couldn't comprehend light traveling 14 billions years to reach Hubble and he got dumbfounded, too, over something that I am sure was incomprehensible.


Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

God’s Prank on Ronald Weinland: Letting Him Run His Mouth.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Healing the Mind Pt. 2(Summary)
Countdown: 831 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 119
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Spokesman Witness canceled scheduled meeting in Windsor, CT due to snow and instead spoke from Detroit. Apparently, Ron’s control of the weather is weak has not come to full power because it's a 'process'. Funny, it not supposed to rain during the Two Witnesses ministry and that includes the frozen stuff too.

Ron read an article about the Euro being in trouble because of Greece’s financial problems. Maybe, this wasn’t one the Thunders that was a decoy? He had difficulty reading the article because he was suffering from poison oak. Apparently, he does not have the power to heal himself, either.

There was no further explanation about his previous comments on ‘some of the Thunders being put in there to cause some to stumble.’ The rest is below.

Summary: Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Nothing new.


Cool video of the week - Dill Weed, Jr. listening to Ron's sermon.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland Disclaims the Seven Thunders That Were Supposed To Validate Him As A Prophet

It has begun. Or, rather it continues. Weinland cuts another cord and disclaims the Seven Thunders that God allowed him to choose specifically.

Ronald Weinland has shifted doctrine again away from the claims he made in 2008 - God's Final Witness. Weinland claimed the Seven Thunders in Revelation (which are not described in the bible) would verify that he was God's End Time prophet. He went on to describe them in great detail stating that God had allowed him to choose their form. He claimed the first Thunder was 9/11 (after the fact, of course). The "ever increasing never decreasing" crash of the Thunders would prove that Ronald and his wife, Laura were the Two Witnesses of Revelation. *Yawn*

The predictions he made have not come true and he has not been vindicated or validated by the words he claimed were inspired and from Jesus. (And, Jesus was very specific.) So, he has decided to cut them loose before they do him in.

Some have been questioning the non-thundering Thunders as well as other claims Weinland has made. This is encouraged. Ron will be cutting loose more baggage in the not too distant future.

It was time to cut loose from those failed claims and he did at 1 hour 17 minutes into the sermon Healing the Mind, Pt. 1. It is excruciatingly boring, as are all of his sermons. That might seem harsh, but go download one, anyone. I dare you. (Don't sit next to a window because you will be tempted to throw yourself out.) I transcribed the relevant portion below.

In building up to this, Weinland prattled on about how God's way's were higher than our ways. He referenced the account where Paul challenged doubters over a change in women's status in the church. Paul asked if they were prophets and could they speak inspired words. Weinland likes this and laughed about it saying it was one of his 'favorites.' He does the same to doubters in his church going so far to say that "anyone who disagrees with anything in his sermons is wrong, wrong, wrong." (He was yelling when he said this.)

"There are many things I’ve stated in the past that have to do with the Thunders that aren’t mine." (In GFW, he not only claims they are his, but that God allowed him to choose the specifics, him being the greatest prophet eva! and spokesman for the Two Witnesses of Revelation, no less.)

"Some of those things are stated in there candidly to give some people a hard time. To let people trip, to find fault, to stumble where they will." (What about God using the Thunders to demonstrate you're His End Time prophet, as you claimed God said?) "So much is written, so much of what Jesus Christ had to say, if we understand the author." (We understand the author, not Jesus Christ, but Ronald Weinland, a fake, a fraud, a phony, a religious con man of the lowest order and talent.)

"That’s why I used to get uncomfortable when people would say that sermon sounds just like something Mr. Armstrong would say. I used to cringe when I heard that. Then I came to understand, well, duh, it’s the same spirit. I should sound like that." (You sir are a knuckle head. And, it is the same spirit.)

"So there are some things written in there that are a matter of oneness with God, the mind of God that God has granted that God has blessed. It’s just the way (laughs) that God is doing things." (Fuck you.)

"The way that things are going to happen. You see, it’s in the bible, it’s all there…. Any-wayyyyy." (Then he lets go a huge sigh as man who has just cleared his conscience or cleared a big hurdle.) "It's amazing sometimes what we do as human beings." (This is really telling. It's worth listening from 1 hr 17 minutes to 1 hr 19 minutes. You can really hear the relief of this coming off his chest. You can tell it was really weighing on him.)

I am convinced now that Weinland is nothing less than a religious con man. Period.

It will be real interesting to watch the rest of this downward spiral. Hopefully, enough people will get wise.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Nothing New

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Healing the Mind Pt. 1(Summary)
Countdown: 838 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 120
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland speaks from his home Cincinnati, OH this week. Ron, in a powerful way, prepares to bore his audience. He remarks on how fortunate the congregation is that God has delayed the bad parts of The Great Tribulation. *Yawn*

The trials of the 50th Truth were a real blessing for PKG. (LOL) PKG was refined like gold. (Yep)

He is repeating the same old stuff. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The family, the family… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

There’s a time coming when we won’t be able to meet for the Sabbath. It coming… someday. (Right)

Ron states that some people are in disagreement with what is in some of his sermons. (YEAH!) Ron challenges those who disagree with him asking are they a prophet? If you are in disagreement with ANYTHING IN THE SERMONS you’re in opposition with God. (He's yelling, again. Perhaps, he's not feeling appreciated. You know what they say about a prophet in his home town.)

God is excited, but some in PKG are not excited enough.

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed