Saturday, February 20, 2010

Ronald Weinland: God Bless This Internet Connection.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Healing the Mind Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 824 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 118
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


Weinland spoke from Richmond, VA this week. The Great Tribulation continues rolling along and most people don’t know it.

Soon though tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands will be rushing to join PKG and the newly ordained will be eager and ready to baptize them, provided they are paying their tithes.

The prayer asked God to bless the Internet connection. Then, a jolt of static electricity hit the system, but did not damage it. And, you wanted proof Ole Ronny was God’s prophet. PFFFTT!

A ministerial meeting looms next week to prepare the ordained for some splishin’ and a splashin’.

Ron waxes on humility again. “You shouldn’t murder”, but it’s OK for Ron to wish his mockers would die slowly from the inside or quickly, God, but just make it soon.

Ron waxes on bad drivers – most of whom are worse than him. Ron slams rubberneckers. They are, of course, selfish and prideful people, like people who don’t throw away paper towels and leave them lying on the counter or floor - wicked, wicked people.

Ron is preparing PKGers to do conversion work after Christ returns that is after The Great Tribulation, Armageddon and Ron and Laura’s death on the streets of Jerusalem.

The rest of the sermon: Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron couldn't comprehend light traveling 14 billions years to reach Hubble and he got dumbfounded, too, over something that I am sure was incomprehensible.


Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

3 comments:

Kirrily Xpkg said...

It's getting kinda hard to comment on his sermons now. It's getting so boring. Kinda speechless * scratches head, searches for words, none come *

Dill Weed said...

Yep. Sermon filler, lately. I only have to half listen.

I think the prolonged silence of the Trib combined with the expectation of a great influx that does not materialize will exert some pressure in the future.

That will set off rants and threats by Ron.

The more he talks the deeper he digs his hole. He is cagey about changing things. Like disowning the Thunders - dropping it in the middle of a sermon after beating everyone over the head with certain scriptures.

The mid trib point is only 6 months away!

It won't be long until time makes a liar out of him again.

Dill Weed

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