Ronald Weinland: The Great Delay

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover (Summary)
Countdown: 789 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 113
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke fron New Zealand for the Passover. (Could you pass some more of that flat bread over here?)

Five minutes in, he was already repeating himself saying the sermon would be like a lot of Passover sermons gone before. *Yawn*

He delayed expectations of Two Witness powers further… not until after the 5th Trumpet, while we are still waiting on the 2nd.

From the New York Times – (Might this have been the Armageddon Weinland referred to?) "John Boehner, the House minority leader, declared that the passage of health reform was “Armageddon.”"

Weinland now has something in common with Homer Simpson.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Matthew's Aaron to Ron's Moses

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
God’s Plan for You - Wayne Matthews (Summary)
Countdown: 796 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 114
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Ron’s taking the Sabbath off so Wayne Matthews gave the sermon. It’s certain no new prophecy will be given. So, I asked myself, why listen? I couldn’t come up with one, so I didn’t.

I suspect Aaron ran into a similar lack of interest when he filled in for Moses. Until, next week then the clock continues to tick down.

Enjoy the video of a cute kitten below.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: The Silence of the Trumpets

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Increasing the Body of Christ (Summary)
Countdown: 803 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 115
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Columbia, MO this weekend. He was still suffering from the lingering effects of the out gassing of formaldehyde from last week. Most of the crowd is from out of town. They must not have anything better to do with their time.

Sounds like this sermon will be a snooze fest. I’m not expecting any new prophecy.

Hundreds of thousands will join, the Witnesses are not using their powers because they are not for show, but are for a specific purpose. Like making themselves known?

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Boring! Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ugh!

Here we go! Ron asks, “Could it be a year until the 2nd Trumpet sounds? Yes, it could. Could it be longer than a year? Yes, it very well could be.” The silence of the Thunders is followed by the silence of the Trumpets and it is deafening. This was, of course, buried mid-sermon.

Baptisms now can be done by laying on of hands. After dunking themselves converts can run by elders slapping high fives and be baptized. Whoo-Hoo!

Here is an interesting article on the timing of the Two Witnesses.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Failure to Deliver

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Healing the Mind Pt 5 (Summary)
Countdown: 810 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 116
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Minor false prophet, Ronald Weinland, speaks from Lubbock, TX this Sabbath.
Will the apostle, prophet, spokesman Witness, Last Elijah, and Last Zerabubbel ‘with the plumb line in his hand,’ raise his gnarled staff to the sky in the midst of The Great Tribulation and call down fire from the sky?

Will he punish mockers worldwide by shutting up the heavens so that no rain may fall? Will he curse mightily and powerfully so, and in a greater and stronger way, so powerfully that it can't be comprehended, even by the NASA astronomers and phycists working with the Hubble telescope, that it terrifies beyond measure paper towel throwers everywhere? And will THAT inspire you to keep fighting for this way of life?

I won’t miss a thrilling minute to bring these answers to you! It’s just the right thing to do.

Ron waxes on that the world economic situation that is falling apart, the Greece situation, Germany, and France, etc. Then in the next breath says that God is holding it together. He marvels at the stock market and dumbfounds himself. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron says, "If he had the ability to work miracles, he would shut off your electricity and the lid would be up on your toilet (miraculously, of course) and you would get stuck as punishment for selfishly leaving it up in thefirst place." Well, I guess us guys are in luck that he has no powers.

More about picking up litter. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Uh-oh! Someone left paper towels on the bathroom floor in Dallas and Ron, Lo and Behold, moved by love for others picked up tsome paper towels from the bathroom floor.

Still no new prophecy… Fasten your seat belt to watch the video below.

It's always a process... Yes, it is. One that never seems to end. Blegh!

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed