A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Healing the Mind Pt 5 (Summary)
Countdown: 810 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 116
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
Minor false prophet, Ronald Weinland, speaks from Lubbock, TX this Sabbath.
Will the apostle, prophet, spokesman Witness, Last Elijah, and Last Zerabubbel ‘with the plumb line in his hand,’ raise his gnarled staff to the sky in the midst of The Great Tribulation and call down fire from the sky?
Will he punish mockers worldwide by shutting up the heavens so that no rain may fall? Will he curse mightily and powerfully so, and in a greater and stronger way, so powerfully that it can't be comprehended, even by the NASA astronomers and phycists working with the Hubble telescope, that it terrifies beyond measure paper towel throwers everywhere? And will THAT inspire you to keep fighting for this way of life?
I won’t miss a thrilling minute to bring these answers to you! It’s just the right thing to do.
Ron waxes on that the world economic situation that is falling apart, the Greece situation, Germany, and France, etc. Then in the next breath says that God is holding it together. He marvels at the stock market and dumbfounds himself. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron says, "If he had the ability to work miracles, he would shut off your electricity and the lid would be up on your toilet (miraculously, of course) and you would get stuck as punishment for selfishly leaving it up in thefirst place." Well, I guess us guys are in luck that he has no powers.
More about picking up litter. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Uh-oh! Someone left paper towels on the bathroom floor in Dallas and Ron, Lo and Behold, moved by love for others picked up tsome paper towels from the bathroom floor.
Still no new prophecy… Fasten your seat belt to watch the video below.
It's always a process... Yes, it is. One that never seems to end. Blegh!
Cool video of the week.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.