Monday, March 29, 2010

Ronald Weinland: The Great Delay

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover (Summary)
Countdown: 789 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 113
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke fron New Zealand for the Passover. (Could you pass some more of that flat bread over here?)

Five minutes in, he was already repeating himself saying the sermon would be like a lot of Passover sermons gone before. *Yawn*

He delayed expectations of Two Witness powers further… not until after the 5th Trumpet, while we are still waiting on the 2nd.

From the New York Times – (Might this have been the Armageddon Weinland referred to?) "John Boehner, the House minority leader, declared that the passage of health reform was “Armageddon.”"

Weinland now has something in common with Homer Simpson.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

3 comments:

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

"Weinland now has something in common with Homer Simpson."

You mean besides being bald? :-D

Dill Weed said...

That, too!

I didn't see the episode, but Homer SImpson went to Isreal as a misssionary on Flander's suggestion and thought he was the Messiah.

It will be interesting to see how Ron bails out of the 2012 claim. He has everything staked on it. He's going to have to abandon it well before 2012.

Interesting developments await.

Dill Weed

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

When May of 2012 rolls around and the beast power doesn't snatch Ron and Laura up to take them off to Jerusalem to kill them, will Ron and Laura buy their own tickets and take themselves? (assuming they beat the rap on tax evasion)