Wednesday, April 7, 2010

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 782 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 112
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Prophet Ron speaks from Australia again. He claims he knew earthquakes were coming to California since last year. Right, nothing like going out on a limb for God’s End time prophet. Who is expecting earthquakes in California anyway?

Ron reviews the story of Christ’s death. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron diverts to talking about gnats, flies, camels and uncleanness.

We will have to wait for the Last Great Day for Ron to break out some new prophecy. Probably.

Boring.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

2 comments:

Baywolfe said...

Dear Ron,

Here's some words of advice from a true prophet of the recent past.

Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna knock you right on the head,
You better get yourself together,
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead,
What in the world you thinking of,
Laughing in the face of love,
What on earth you tryin' to do,
It's up to you, yeah you.

Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna look you right in the face,
Better get yourself together darlin',
Join the human race,
How in the world you gonna see,
Laughin' at fools like me,
Who on earth d'you think you are,
A super star,
Well, right you are.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Well we all shine on,
Ev'ryone come on.

Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna knock you off your feet,
Better recognize your brothers,
Ev'ryone you meet,
Why in the world are we here,
Surely not to live in pain and fear,
Why on earth are you there,
When you're ev'rywhere,
Come and get your share.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Yeah we all shine on,
Come on and on and on on on,
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah-.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Yeah we all shine on,
On and on and on on and on.

Dill Weed said...

Well said.

Me thinks those prophets werer popular in the 60's.


Dill Weed