A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Split Sermon (Summary)
Countdown: 579 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 76
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland was in Georgia this week. Planning for the next Feast has begun, if God allows it. Ron did not speak he let two fellow false shepherds do it. Of course, they said nothing of import, onlty being able to echo their false shepherd.


Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Halfway Back in the Saddle

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Split Sermon (Summary)
Countdown: 586 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 77
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ron Weinland reported his recovery from a burst appendix. It seems Ron is going to make a full recovery. He placed more restrictions on his flock forbidding them from posting pictures from the Feast. Whatever the doctors removed they did not remove Ron capacity to deliver a boring sermon. This week though he split the duties with an elder.

Ron avoided prophesying and/or performing any powerful works.

Some have asked if Ron meets an early demise who would win Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest? If Ron or Laura met their demise before the biblically assigned time it would amount to a denial of Christ by them or perhaps even vice-versa either way the person who guessed closest to the date without going over would win.

One cat’s prayer – see below.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Paging Ronald Weinland

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Terry Wrozek Filler (Summary)
Countdown: 593 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 78
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Terry Wrozek, one of Ron’s underlings, gave the sermon this Sabbath and managed not to breath a word about Ron’s conspicuous absence.

Has Ron ascended to heaven to consult with God? Is he being called home in the manner of Jerry Falwell? Has Ron entered a prayer tower for some one on one time with God?

What about the Silent Witness – is she not able to carry on without Ron present? Didn't God choose her to be His second end time witness?

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

God: Heal Thyself Ronald Weinland

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Heal Thyself Ronald (Summary)
Countdown: 599 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 79
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Johnny Harrell filled in for the appendicitis stricken spokesman witness. It seems that God is not going to speed along His Witnesses recovery so Ron will have to rely on modern medicine. Apparently, Ron’s wife didn’t have any say in the matter as she didn’t heal him either. Maybe she tried but God wouldn’t let her.

Seems we will have filler served cold by Ron’s underlings. I wonder if they wonder why God would allow His Witness to be stricken.

Dillweed, Jr. asked if he could have some lady friends over for the weekend I thought sure how much trouble could that be.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: The Burden of Keeping Up Appearances

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Feast Sermons (Summary)
Countdown: 606 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 80
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Sheriff Wayne Matthews stepped in for an ailing Ronald Weinland this Sabbath. He reported Ron was feeling ill as many of his church’s member probably were after listening to so many boring sermons. Wayne is play Aaron to Ron’s Moses once more. Wayne reaffirmed his belief in the heretofore silent thunders.

Are we now going back to meaningless sermons now?

Perhaps we will be reminded that God used Ron powerfully so to reveal new truths and this solidifies Ron’s mantle of End Time prophet, Blah, blah, blah, blah….

The clock it keeps tick, tock ticking away.


Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed