Sunday, October 10, 2010

God: Heal Thyself Ronald Weinland

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Heal Thyself Ronald (Summary)
Countdown: 599 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 79
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Johnny Harrell filled in for the appendicitis stricken spokesman witness. It seems that God is not going to speed along His Witnesses recovery so Ron will have to rely on modern medicine. Apparently, Ron’s wife didn’t have any say in the matter as she didn’t heal him either. Maybe she tried but God wouldn’t let her.

Seems we will have filler served cold by Ron’s underlings. I wonder if they wonder why God would allow His Witness to be stricken.

Dillweed, Jr. asked if he could have some lady friends over for the weekend I thought sure how much trouble could that be.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Get your earplugs ready. Cats can be very noisy when they're amorous.

But if you listened to Johnny's sermon maybe your hearing is already damaged.

Dill Weed said...

I think probably what I'll regret most is letting him drive my truck - now he's going to be asking for the keys all the time!

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

At least he'll be in another country (no right-hand drive in the US) and not a danger to me ;)