Sunday, October 24, 2010

Ronald Weinland: Halfway Back in the Saddle

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Split Sermon (Summary)
Countdown: 586 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 77
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ron Weinland reported his recovery from a burst appendix. It seems Ron is going to make a full recovery. He placed more restrictions on his flock forbidding them from posting pictures from the Feast. Whatever the doctors removed they did not remove Ron capacity to deliver a boring sermon. This week though he split the duties with an elder.

Ron avoided prophesying and/or performing any powerful works.

Some have asked if Ron meets an early demise who would win Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest? If Ron or Laura met their demise before the biblically assigned time it would amount to a denial of Christ by them or perhaps even vice-versa either way the person who guessed closest to the date without going over would win.

One cat’s prayer – see below.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

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