Sunday, October 3, 2010

Ronald Weinland: The Burden of Keeping Up Appearances

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Feast Sermons (Summary)
Countdown: 606 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 80
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Sheriff Wayne Matthews stepped in for an ailing Ronald Weinland this Sabbath. He reported Ron was feeling ill as many of his church’s member probably were after listening to so many boring sermons. Wayne is play Aaron to Ron’s Moses once more. Wayne reaffirmed his belief in the heretofore silent thunders.

Are we now going back to meaningless sermons now?

Perhaps we will be reminded that God used Ron powerfully so to reveal new truths and this solidifies Ron’s mantle of End Time prophet, Blah, blah, blah, blah….

The clock it keeps tick, tock ticking away.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

1 comment:

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

"Are we now going back to meaningless sermons now?"

Going back? When has he ever given a non-meaningless sermon? :-D