Monday, December 13, 2010

Ronald Weinland: Epic Contradictions


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
From Curses to Blessings Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 543 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 71
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Vancouver, WA this Sabbath. He appointed four more elders to baptize new members. Placing yet another restriction on his flock, he forbid young males and females from communicating privately. He said the bible proves all things and yet seems blind to the many times he has contradicted it. Soon the evidence will be undeniable.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.Dill Weed

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rules on young people are not a bad idea if the number of teen 'christians' that end up sleeping together and getting pregnant before marriage is anything to go by. probably about the only thing I've heard him say that's got benefit.

Baywolfe said...

Anon,

He's not talking about sex, he's talking about the internet and cell phones.

He's imposing draconian measures because all of his "future kings and priests" can't control their children's usage of the above.

He also knows that if the kids talk about his sermons, they're liable to come to the conclusing that they are, IMHO, complete and utter bullshit.

Anonymous said...

i agree with baywolfe 100%

Anonymous said...

Maybe he is. But 'I'm' talking about sex, which private communication in the younger ones often leads to. Haven;t you heard of sexting? It happens in churches too.

I don't think RW is quite that paranoid about people talking amoungst themselves in groups. That would mean you think only the young are capaable of seeing through him.