Ronald Weinland: Prattling On

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Judgment of Thunder Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 487 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 63
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Tuscaloosa, AL this Sabbath. He used the headlines to revisit thunders grasping here and there for some evidence of fulfillment of the Thunders. Weinland says we are not going to make it through these things. Ron says that Nasdaq and Dow Jones will not exist. And, still the clock keeps tick tocking down. He stated we have less than 16 months.

Last week’s challenge to Dill Weed, Jr. touched a sore spot. I think I better explain. Jr. was raised in the Smokey Mountains. One evening, Jr. was catting around a barn filled with bright lights and music. It was there he heard an irresistible plunking rhythm. Unnoticed, Jr. snuck into the barn and listen raptly. The next morning he plunked down $20 dollars for his first banjo. He practiced day and night and began playing at barn dances. He developed a piece (video below) where he played two banjos running back and forth between two stools. Jr. was a prodigy. He aspired to go to Julliard and excitedly filled out an application. Only to be shattered when Julliard rejected him saying a banjo wasn’t really an instrument. Since that day, he’s never played again.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 484 days and 69 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed