Saturday, August 27, 2011

Ronald Weinland: The Man of Sin

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Truths About the Apostasy(Summary)
Countdown: 284 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 36
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Los Angeles, CA this Sabbath.

He spent much of the sermon explaining his fantasy that Joe Tkach was the Man of Sin. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The scattered church… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron's delusion is strong. Sooner, rather than later, it will be shattered. One more week passes until Ron admits he is a false prophet.
Ron talked more about the past than the future. His god must silent.

Dill Weed, Jr. at play…

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 278 days and 40 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Monday, August 22, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Armageddon Delayed

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Time of Jacob's Trouble (Summary)
Countdown: 291 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 37
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Los Angeles, CA this Sabbath. Ron taught everyone about the End Time because no one else can understand it without him. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Where we are in time…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Fashioning and molding…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….


Ron reminded listeners of his *yawn* sermons after he announced the Seventh Seal was opened. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Stock markets go up and down. Germany is financially powerful. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron spent a lot of time referring to his 'inspired' books. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
It was a review, a sermon of filler.

We’re one week closer to Ron’s forced admission that he is a false prophet! The time of Ron's troubles draws closer.

Not everything has to happen in January... That's OK Ron because February will follow quickly and your lies will be exposed again.

And now for something different…

Cool video of the week

Dillweed, Jr. shows how to watch TV.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 285 days and 41 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Ronald Weinland: My Spirit Groans

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Magnifying the Good News (Summary)
Countdown: 298 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 38
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Toronto, ONT this Sabbath. Ron may be suffering post traumatic memories of his flight from Canada after speaking at IdeaCity.

Ron has new posts on his website claiming the financial catastrophe that will lead to America’s downfall and occupation by German forces has BEGUN! Ron’s knickers are in a bunch as he posted twice in a week after having been silent most of the time. Surely, God has given Ron some hot stock tips and other financial advice. It might be time to rev up Internet advertising. Ron claims real FEAR is coming. No doubt there are financial troubles, but the Internet, TV and newspapers have been on this ages before False Prophet Ron.

We can all be happy that another week has passed bringing us closer to Ron’s forced announcement that he is not just a ‘presumptuous’ prophet, but a false prophet. And not just a false prophet, but a liar who claimed his books were ‘inspired’ by God. Already, Ron has backpedalled from his ‘inspired’ writing by dropping into the middle of a sermon that “some of the prophecies he made were just put in there to confound mockers.” Ron never specified what those prophecies were. So just what parts of Ron’s ‘inspired by God’ books are to be believed?

More Truths reviewed. *yawn* Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity, blah, blah. The mind… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The world is a terrible place… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

We’re one week closer to Ron’s forced admission that he is a false prophet! Whoo-hoo!

Dillweed, Jr. as he imagines himself and the reality.

Cool video of the week..... Number 1 and Number 2

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 292 days and 42 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Are You Bored Again?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Truth of the Good News Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 305 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 39
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Orlando, FL this Sabbath.

*Yawn* Let’s see... "They can’t understand unless God gives it to them. God gives it to Ron who gives it to you. If you don’t understand what Ron says it’s because God hasn’t given it to you." Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Another week passes as we move closer to Ron’s forced admission that he is a false prophet. Yeah!

Religious profiteers

Dill Weed, Jr.’s recommendation for some good clean fun with physics (scroll down after vid)

Cool video of the week

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 298 days and 43 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed