A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Magnifying the Good News (Summary)
Countdown: 298 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 38
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Toronto, ONT this Sabbath. Ron may be suffering post traumatic memories of his flight from Canada after speaking at IdeaCity.
Ron has new posts on his website claiming the financial catastrophe that will lead to America’s downfall and occupation by German forces has BEGUN! Ron’s knickers are in a bunch as he posted twice in a week after having been silent most of the time. Surely, God has given Ron some hot stock tips and other financial advice. It might be time to rev up Internet advertising. Ron claims real FEAR is coming. No doubt there are financial troubles, but the Internet, TV and newspapers have been on this ages before False Prophet Ron.
We can all be happy that another week has passed bringing us closer to Ron’s forced announcement that he is not just a ‘presumptuous’ prophet, but a false prophet. And not just a false prophet, but a liar who claimed his books were ‘inspired’ by God. Already, Ron has backpedalled from his ‘inspired’ writing by dropping into the middle of a sermon that “some of the prophecies he made were just put in there to confound mockers.” Ron never specified what those prophecies were. So just what parts of Ron’s ‘inspired by God’ books are to be believed?
More Truths reviewed. *yawn* Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity, blah, blah. The mind… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The world is a terrible place… Blah, blah, blah, blah….
We’re one week closer to Ron’s forced admission that he is a false prophet! Whoo-hoo!
Dillweed, Jr. as he imagines himself and the reality.
Cool video of the week..... Number 1 and Number 2
Tick Tock.
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 292 days and 42 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed
8 comments:
I've followed the market for 11 years now.
Part of the reason I thought Ron was right to begin with, was his prophecy of US financial crash. That was what I had ALREADY believed - many market experts have been warning of this for years! Some have been warning of this for 40 years!
Ron saying that some prophecies were allowed to be put in his book, actually contradicts what Ronnie said the PURPOSE of his books - so God to call 'The World' - that God was going to reveal Himself - to 'The World'. Yeah right, by putting purposely false prophecies in there?
As usual, dumbass Rons brand of logic - epic fail as per usual.
On ya Ronnie! Lmao!
“some of the prophecies he made were just put in there to confound mockers.”
You're kidding? That crazy God. Hindsite is sooooo accurate to Ron. I bet he didn't even know this at the time but eventually God did reveal the trick to him. Very cool
Truly, truly one of the most boring speakers in the history of WCG
M.T.Hall
The eighth plague Ron forgot to mention was death by boredom listening to him pontificate on his blog searches and the thoughts of others more intelligent.
God has shown me that Ron's style of speaking really is one of the last plagues to afflict mankind and bring them to repentance probably not too far into the sermon actually. so it's all good
M.T.Hall
Just wondering if Ron dropped this little tidbit about prophecies to confound mockers in yesterday's sermon.
As a courtesy, for those who wonder what the above reference to a German URL is all about, I have taken the liberty to do a Babylon.com German to American translation (in really rough terms):
Anyone who has access to the Internet, is today a contractually bound for a long time. Therefore it can be difficult, a couple of euros with a DSL compared with saving. It is precisely at the beginning of the year, you would like to do everything on the test bench, what costs money. The responsible consumers always draws comparisons to rate and who has Internet, should do this with a DSL comparison. Here you will always find the latest offers for broadband Internet connections.
I'm not sure, but it seems to be more boring than Ronald Weinland -- which is a real achievement, unless, of course, you are a European looking for DSL.
Doug...
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What are you on about?
What am I on about?
The German Spam two posts above:
Thanks for using the time and effort to write something so interesting.
My blog:
DSL Vergleich klick hier
I went, "What the?" and decided to translate the spam into English (or a facsimile of pidgeon English) and post it as a courtesy for those who might be interested that we've been punked.
You know, Ronald Weinland is so boring, that sometimes we have to resort to this sort of thing to keep from falling asl... zzzzzzzzz.
In his blog, did Ron say God decided to postpone his plan that was thousands of years old, just for Ron?
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