Monday, August 22, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Armageddon Delayed

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Time of Jacob's Trouble (Summary)
Countdown: 291 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 37
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Los Angeles, CA this Sabbath. Ron taught everyone about the End Time because no one else can understand it without him. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Where we are in time…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Fashioning and molding…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron reminded listeners of his *yawn* sermons after he announced the Seventh Seal was opened. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Stock markets go up and down. Germany is financially powerful. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron spent a lot of time referring to his 'inspired' books. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
It was a review, a sermon of filler.

We’re one week closer to Ron’s forced admission that he is a false prophet! The time of Ron's troubles draws closer.

Not everything has to happen in January... That's OK Ron because February will follow quickly and your lies will be exposed again.

And now for something different…

Cool video of the week

Dillweed, Jr. shows how to watch TV.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 285 days and 41 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

1 comment:

jack635 said...

Not everything has to happen in January

That perked up my ears. I guess that means he sloughed off on the August 21st deadline, and extended it to sometime in February?

Thanks for the summary. Now I don't have to listen to his processed recording, I prefer live sermons.

So in the spirit of Ronald's constant date changing and excuses for why they have changed:

DW Great End of the End contest, I submitted Jan 27. It is awesome to know that I have greater understanding as to how long five months from May 27th is. Could you mould and fashion a new date of Dec 27th for me jack635?

I am not changing the date because nothing happened, I just have been given more knowledge and understanding. It was right there in front of our eyes, and we didn't even see it. Dumbfounding. Truly dumbfounding........that we aaaaaall did not see five months was to be counted backwards from May 27th.

You know I don't even remember when I submitted my comment with the date of Jan 27. But it doesnt matter. See. When the new knowledge is revealed to us, we don't need to go back to the old truth. Truly, Truly, awesome.