Saturday, August 6, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Are You Bored Again?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Truth of the Good News Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 305 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 39
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Orlando, FL this Sabbath.

*Yawn* Let’s see... "They can’t understand unless God gives it to them. God gives it to Ron who gives it to you. If you don’t understand what Ron says it’s because God hasn’t given it to you." Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Another week passes as we move closer to Ron’s forced admission that he is a false prophet. Yeah!

Religious profiteers

Dill Weed, Jr.’s recommendation for some good clean fun with physics (scroll down after vid)

Cool video of the week

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 298 days and 43 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Kirrily XPKG said...

Now I know why I've been yawning so much lately! Thanks for the post Dill, we are getting closer to the non event.

jack635 said...

Thanks fo the link on that article.
“In the remotely absurd chance that the Rapture happens and you’re not Raptured,” Centre says, “you can keep your pet, but you don’t get your money back.”

I think it was you who told me about the pet service a couple of years ago. Hilarious. That is a good article and I recommend everyone read it.

Jimbo said...

Actually, although Ron is an idiot, Gods word does come through specific people for the benefit of others. That is biblical

Those who believe otherwise are mislead themselves.

The problem is the ones who aren't called and it does need wisdom to discern.

However, the Bible does say to obey your leaders, not to disobey them just because you think they are wrong...

I wonder if God honors those who are obedient as commanded yet punishes the leader according the word about leaders will be judged for what they teach.

Makes things interesting aye!