Ronald Weinland: You Should Be Dumbfounded

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Emerging Fifth Trumpet (Summary)
Countdown: 256 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 32
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from London, UK this Sabbath. He announced the Fifth Trumpet is sounding. But, what happened to the Second Trumpet? Ron reminds listeners not to be anxious for the arrival of the Trumpets. He says we’ve had a great time of mercy due to the lack of bad stuff. Be glad we’re able to meet like we are today.

Ron says the Trumpets will sound within the next few months! LOL, I can’t wait until they don’t happen. The world doesn’t understand Blah, blah, blah, blah….

The 2nd, 3rd and 4th Trumpet haven’t sounded, but the 5th has started. Ron gave an outside date of 3 months. It could all happen in a single day! BOO!!!! Scared ya didn’t he?

Ron reads the news. Ron blathered on about the Pope’s visit to Germany. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. It’s the mind. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron reads the news powerfully so. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron is dumb… founded by the news. Blah, blah, blah, blah….He says there is going to be a run on banks soon and recommends hiding your money some place.

Just a few more months until Ron is exposed again a false prophet.

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Jr. listening to Ron.

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Junior’s spa treatment

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Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 250 days and 36 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Take These Truths

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Final Truths (Summary)
Countdown: 263 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 33
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Dublin, Ireland this Sabbath. He’s finished up reviewing the Truths. He sounded rather subdued. It won’t be long until he has to abandon the 50th Truth that God gave him. LOL.

Oh, here we go. Ron says God has left a door open with respects things he is going to do. Hint. Hint. 50th truth bites the dust soon!

Weinland still does not know when the 2nd Trumpet is coming. Ron mentioned the five months, 5th Trumpet. Time is running out for the 2nd Trumpet!

The 6th Trumpet mentioned a year, a month and a day certain creatures would be loosed. Ron says this has already started. "Just watch the news." It's what Russia and China are saying. So, the 6th Trumpet came before the 2nd? Ron goes on to say that the sting of scorpions might be financial difficulties. He admits speculations made in August have not happened. He says it can take place in one day. Asia and Europe are not doing what they are supposed to do.

Ron urges his members to resist reading things into scriptures, but he does not limit himself in that way. Ron says we follow God. Who tells them what God is saying? Ron. Who passes along God’s corrections? Ron.

Ron says the U.S. Agriculture department is misreporting the amount of food available and that suddenly there will be a food shortage in the U.S. There have been earthquakes, droughts, fires and economic troubles. Thunders, he says. We'll see soon.

No new prophecy. No demonstration of Two Witness powers. Ron keeps putting off expectations.

LOL!!! Ron says the world will not come to 'know' The Two Witnesses until the last three weeks before Christ's return. So basically, the first three weeks in May 2012! Oh, that's a screamer!! He basically spent the sermon admitting that things haven't been happening and God has left the door open as to how he's going to do things. Ron says he will not know until after things happen - that things get 'witnessed' after the fact such as the opening of scrolls and seals, Trumpet blasts and Thunders, and the pouring out of bowls. HA! BUT, Ron knows that The Two Witnesses won't become known to the wicked world until 3, not 2, not 4, but 3 weeks before Christ's Return.

This is the gold I've been waiting for and there's more to come!

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Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 257 days and 37 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

The Ronald Weinland Shuffle

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Truths Following Repentance Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 270 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 34
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from the Netherlands this Sabbath starting his European vacation early. He continued his *yawn* review of the Truths.

Ron managed to deliver his standard – an achingly boring sermon. Ugh. Things should get interesting as we near the 50th Truth. It will be amusing to heat Ron confirm it only to have events a few short months later prove it and him wrong again.

A few new sheep have been added to the flock but, no stampede as yet. We are another week closer to Ron’s colossal failure as God’s End Time prophet. Whoo-hoo!

Junior shows how to relax

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Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 264 days and 38 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: The Stalling Prophet

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Truths Following Repentance Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 277 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 35
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Georgia this Sabbath. Ron’s still reviewing Truths. It seems like he will be done before the end of the year. In which case he’ll reaffirm the 50th Truth prior to be forced to admit he is a false prophet.

New flash: The Two Witnesses of Revelation, the most powerful prophets ever – still don’t know when the 2nd Trumpet will sound. Which is OK because we know time is running out on this blabber mouth religious con man.

People are still not beating down the door to join Ron’s church.
More filler sermon… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity blah, blah. The high point of this sermon: Ron still doesn’t know what’s coming and when.

Junior’s Canadian vacation nightmare….

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Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 271 days and 39 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed