Saturday, September 3, 2011

Ronald Weinland: The Stalling Prophet

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Truths Following Repentance Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 277 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 35
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Georgia this Sabbath. Ron’s still reviewing Truths. It seems like he will be done before the end of the year. In which case he’ll reaffirm the 50th Truth prior to be forced to admit he is a false prophet.

New flash: The Two Witnesses of Revelation, the most powerful prophets ever – still don’t know when the 2nd Trumpet will sound. Which is OK because we know time is running out on this blabber mouth religious con man.

People are still not beating down the door to join Ron’s church.
More filler sermon… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity blah, blah. The high point of this sermon: Ron still doesn’t know what’s coming and when.

Junior’s Canadian vacation nightmare….

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 271 days and 39 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

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