Saturday, September 24, 2011

Ronald Weinland: You Should Be Dumbfounded


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Emerging Fifth Trumpet (Summary)
Countdown: 256 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 32
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from London, UK this Sabbath. He announced the Fifth Trumpet is sounding. But, what happened to the Second Trumpet? Ron reminds listeners not to be anxious for the arrival of the Trumpets. He says we’ve had a great time of mercy due to the lack of bad stuff. Be glad we’re able to meet like we are today.

Ron says the Trumpets will sound within the next few months! LOL, I can’t wait until they don’t happen. The world doesn’t understand Blah, blah, blah, blah….

The 2nd, 3rd and 4th Trumpet haven’t sounded, but the 5th has started. Ron gave an outside date of 3 months. It could all happen in a single day! BOO!!!! Scared ya didn’t he?

Ron reads the news. Ron blathered on about the Pope’s visit to Germany. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. It’s the mind. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron reads the news powerfully so. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron is dumb… founded by the news. Blah, blah, blah, blah….He says there is going to be a run on banks soon and recommends hiding your money some place.

Just a few more months until Ron is exposed again a false prophet.

Cool videos of the week are Catterific!

Something different

Jr. listening to Ron.

Dirty, dirty cat

Junior’s spa treatment

Kitty love

Kitty love II

More relaxation techniques from Jr.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 250 days and 36 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

4 comments:

Kirrily XPKG said...

I've forgotten what the 5th trumpet is....... OMG I'm doomed!

Douglas Becker said...

Memory is the second thing to go.

And no, the first thing isn't I forget.

Scientists and doctors studying dementia have found that there is a significant correlation with loss of hearing, which preceeds the Alzheimer's.

For this reason, then, Ronald Weinland will miss hearing all the trumpets as a prelude to his total descent into dementia.

Not to worry, though: He's nuts now, so when he's totally mentally gone, his congregation will stay with him because they won't notice the difference.

Andrew Guenthner said...

Maybe Ron is hoping that his entire audience has also forgotten what the 5th trumpet is ... too bad he wrote a book and gave all those interviews. Perhaps he will ban members from reading his own recent literature, lest they become discouraged!

Douglas Becker said...

Andrew, it would truly be ironic if Weinland started disfellowshipping people who read his book!