Ronald Weinland: Nothing Still Happening.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Sobered Indeed Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 221 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 27
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Hawaii this Sabbath. Ron is on a Hawaiian vacation.

Ron is still not exercising Two Witness powers. Ron said dates were changing. Yes, they will soon when he is forced to admit he’s no witness at all. Oh, but he’s still a prophet.

Ron beat up on his favorite punching bag: Pride. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron is still trying to explain why nothing is happening in the way of tribulation. He is preparing members for nothing to continue happening.

We are one week closer to Ron’s disgrace.


Cool video of the week - Snoozefest

The Professor

Flat cat

Junior on a hot summer’s day.


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 215 days and 31 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Absent, Replacement Speaker. Yawn

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
To Be Elohim (Summary)
Countdown: 228 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 28
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland had a replacement fill in for him. I'm not listening to that. Watch a cat video you'll feel better. Promise. One week closer to Ron’s disgrace.


Cool video of the week Awwwwwwww!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 222 days and 32 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Apolcalypse When?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Atonement 2011 (Summary)
Countdown: 235 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 29
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from New Zealand this Sabbath. Atonement, Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Boring. Seems Ron contimues to be plagued by some being out there.

We are one week closer to Ron’s disgrace.


Cool video of the week

Kitty wants to help

This bird is no fraidy cat

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 229 days and 33 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland Fights Aggravations

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Atonement 2011 (Summary)
Countdown: 242 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 30
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Melbourne, Australia this Sabbath. Ron was caught up in the spirit and announced that aggravations were spiritual attacks. He spent a good deal of time attacking evil human nature, ugh. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron got cut off in traffic. This, of course, was a spiritual attack from that being out there. Some guys would not move out of the way on a sidewalk to let Ron by. Satan's after Ron!


Cool video of the week

Too cute to resist

Snow cat

Magic trick

Sweet meows


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 236 days and 34 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Keeping Up Appearances

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Time Is Closing In (Summary)
Countdown: 249 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 31
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from the Netherlands this Sabbath. Ron says the speed and frequency of things happening have accelerated. Things will speed up, powerfully so. Ron reads the news. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron made much of China which has one aircraft carrier, refurbished from Russia. The pot is being stirred up. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron says NATO is going to be the EU’s military power.

We’re one week closer! Woo-Hoo!

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 243 days and 35 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed