Monday, October 3, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Keeping Up Appearances

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Time Is Closing In (Summary)
Countdown: 249 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 31
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from the Netherlands this Sabbath. Ron says the speed and frequency of things happening have accelerated. Things will speed up, powerfully so. Ron reads the news. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron made much of China which has one aircraft carrier, refurbished from Russia. The pot is being stirred up. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron says NATO is going to be the EU’s military power.

We’re one week closer! Woo-Hoo!

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 243 days and 35 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Anonymous said...

Things have been speeding up since 1953......

Woohoo, I'm a prophet, send me your money!

jack635 said...

Woohoo, I'm a prophet, send me your money!

You will have to send me a processing fee of $100 first. My bank will not let me send you a $2000 donation unless I pay a $100 transfer fee. I'm sure you understand we live in difficult times and the threat of recession means I cannot afford to send you this $2000 unless you agree to pay the $100 transfer fee.

So......where shall we meet?

Douglas Becker said...

Meet in Nigeria, please.

There are several ACoGs there, maybe one will appeal to you.

Ron Weinland said...

I will happen damn it. It will happen I say !
God listens to me !!

Douglas Becker said...

Hmmm. Well, not so far.

Maybe He is busy or on a far away trip.

Maybe if you cut yourself with knives and wail, He will hear you.

The evening sacrifice is near and I'm not going to wait for you an longer to bring fire down from heaven. You've had years and nada.

I'll do it myself.