Saturday, October 8, 2011

Ronald Weinland Fights Aggravations

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Atonement 2011 (Summary)
Countdown: 242 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 30
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Melbourne, Australia this Sabbath. Ron was caught up in the spirit and announced that aggravations were spiritual attacks. He spent a good deal of time attacking evil human nature, ugh. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron got cut off in traffic. This, of course, was a spiritual attack from that being out there. Some guys would not move out of the way on a sidewalk to let Ron by. Satan's after Ron!


Cool video of the week

Too cute to resist

Snow cat

Magic trick

Sweet meows


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 236 days and 34 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

2 comments:

Brent said...

Satans is after Ron!

Is that in ranking?

Douglas Becker said...

I'd worry about him, if he weren't so paranoid!