A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
To Be Elohim (Summary)
Countdown: 228 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 28
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland had a replacement fill in for him. I'm not listening to that. Watch a cat video you'll feel better. Promise. One week closer to Ron’s disgrace.
Cool video of the week Awwwwwwww!
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 222 days and 32 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.