Sunday, January 4, 2009

The (Dumb)Founded Prophet

A Prophet’s Log. (Flushing Sound)

Countdown: 1237 Days

Number of Fullfilled Prophecies: 0

Fasting for Humility Pt. 1 (Sermon Summary)

Blech! Another fast!

Sermon filler…. Blah, blah, blah….

We don’t know what to do until God tells us… (Thru Ron, of course.)

Ron rails (mightily) against pride - again… Blah, blah, blah….

Ron uses a ‘letter from a believer’ to bolster his credibility. (Disingenuously, he’s reinforcing himself as God’s Prophet and hammering away that one should not question!) Yawn.

Ron is dumbfounded by how blind people are… Blah, blah, blah….

Ron is dumbfounded by the things the church has gone thru… Blah, blah, blah….

Blah, blah, blah…. Blah, blah, blah…. Blah, blah, blah…. Blah, blah, blah….

What if the 2nd Trumpet delays a year? A year and a half? (Creating space by introducing the idea the 2nd Trumpet might be delayed - by believers prayer and fasting (no less) resulting in more people being saved.) If you doubt, you have a problem with pride. (Can prayers and fasting delay God's plan leading to Armageddon? Is this an attempt to distract from the repeated failure of Ron's 'prophecies' to materilize?)

Ron says God speaks to him in his mind, yet he is unable to deliver reliable information. I dare say that information from God would be reliable. What's going on in Ron's head?

This sermon was a wet firecracker – a real dud - a mighty waste of two hours. Well, not a total waste, I was watching football on mute. : P

Tick Tock. Your time is short, Ron.

Dill Weed

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