Sunday, January 25, 2009

Ronald Weinland’s ‘Not So Great Tribulation.’

A Prophet’s Log (Flushing Sound)
Countdown: 1216 Days
Number of Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Esther Pt. 2 (Sermon Summary)
1/24/09 and Still No 2nd Trumpet (Well, whadda you know?)

Woe to Ronald Weinland for you claim a station you have not been given. Woe to Ronald Weinland for you prophesy falsely in the name of God.

Ron welcomes some new suckers… err members. Ron seems cheerful, but you know his mood can spin on a dime especially when he starts talking about his fetish, humility. Ron says his message won’t be received unless God opens their minds. (Huh) Seems to me most people would hear his message with an open, but critical mind. Calling what you have the “Truth” closes down any potential questioning. (Grrr)

Ron says the group is a spiritual family – a lot of cults say the same thing.

Ron purchased some wine. (Why didn’t he just turn water into wine? That must not be working, yet.) More fast talk… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Rumblings going on? Discontent among the membership in these Last Days? (Damn questioners!) Nobody can understand why ‘the church’ was scattered except believers. (Eye roll. Sounds like crap to me.) Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron gets worked up about the Sabbath. We’re special. Only we understand. (And of course that understanding comes through Ron. (Ugh.)

Hey Ron, how about prophesying and stating that you are prophesying? A prophetic test. Show that you are one of the Two Witnesses!

Esther and Mordeci…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. (Ron messes up their relationship and the Second Witness corrects him (when asked, of course, showing her submission. Hee-hee.) He says he’s not good at some things. (I say, Ron is not good at a lot of things.) Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. “Because we see the truth so clearly….” (There’s a laugher.)

Esther and Mordeci …. Mordeci and Esther…. …. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. (When will Ron’s humility fetish rear its ugly head?) Blah, blah, blah, blah…. (There it is.) Haman gets hanged.

Ron marvels that God can hear all the prayers at once of “the church” all 150,000 and 90,000 of them that are baptized. (One would think that would be a given with God, right?)

Ron marvels mightily over cell phones…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Hard times be a coming, ya’ll. Hard times be a coming. (Word.)

Ron is dumbfounded by people’s impatience, people who want things to happen now. The things about the Two Witnesses won’t happen UNTIL after those things happen. (Good laugh, there.) Everything is going to be later… (Sound familiar?)
No such phrase as Great Tribulation in the bible. (?!) LOL, Ron plays down the start of the ‘Great Tribulation’. The Great Tribulation starts with a whimper? (Immediately after trying to change scripture Ron has microphone difficulties. (A sign?)

The wimpy start of ‘Ron’s Not So Great Tribulation’ is a test of faith. (Wow!)

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron’s dumbfounded by the part the church will play… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Laodicea… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron’s dumbfounded again. (Any wonder?) Ted Garner Armstrong haunts Ron’s dreams. (LOL)
Ron’s been betrayed by people he once loved with all his heart. Some of very the same people he has pronounced a declarations of death on, initially slow deaths, and then speedy deaths, even naming them in his book. (What about forgiveness, Ron? What about forgiveness?)

Someone in Australia defected and wrote a letter spelling out why. (Good for them.)

Ron asks members to pray to ‘stir up the Thunders’ so more can be humbled and saved. (Whatever) The Thunders are ministry tools. (With that, I puke.)

Tick Tock. Your time runs short, Ron Weinland.

Dill Weed

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