Sunday, January 11, 2009

Whence Cometh The Beast?

A Prophet’s Log (Flushing Sound)

Countdown: 1230 Days

Number of Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Fasting for Humility Pt. 2 (Sermon Summary)

A lot of fast talk… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Keep your fasting and prayer secret. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

God does Ron ramble! Ron needs help putting his sermons together. Ron has some sort of fetish about humilty. (Sigh) Ron rails against the world. Mankind must be humbled. (Sermon filler)

Stock market, unemployment, banks not loaning money… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. As time goes on God will give more about what’s happening…. (Surely, if it comes through Ron it will not be clear.)

Ron waxes nostalgic and marvels at the age of the universe… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron marvels at whats happening with the US and the dollar. Ron marvels more at the universe. (Eyeroll, anything to avoid prophesying, I guess.)

Tithe talk. (Get out your wallets, ladies and germs.) Ron thinks the Anti-Christ are unbelievers. (The bible refers to him as an individual.)

How long can it be until the 5th Trumpet? 2 years? The longer the better says Ron because it shortens the time of suffering during the Great Tribulation. It also leaves less time for the last two Trumpets and the Seven Bowls. (And gives him a softer deadline.) Apocolyptic filler… Nuclear winter…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron doesn’t know when Europe arises or when Trumpets blow. (That blows.)God tells the end from the beginning, Ron just rambles.

Ron rails against prideful believers balking at his mistaken predictions.He makes it about their pridefullness rather than his errors – which he says were made out of an attempt to save others- thus they should be overlooked. (Whatever.)

Tick Tock. Your time is short, Ron.

Dill Weed

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