Saturday, July 4, 2009

Another Sermon Devoid of Prophecy

A Prophet’s Log (Flushing Sound)
Judgment Pt. 3 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1055 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 151
Number of Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Good news! Ron has agreed to a prophetic blowout. He is going to provide more than one prophecy per visit! All you need to do is click on his figure multiple times while moving the cursor and the winds of prophecy will blow. Ron will cut loose at your direction!

Don’t miss my special post below, Cold Squid.

Hawaii (must be nice). Ron sounds subdued. Is Laura in the tub? Sermon filler… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He didn’t waste any time. He got right to the Blah, blah, blah, blahs….

Ron reviews how he likes his eggs cooked. (A hint for Laura - breathe on them a little longer dear.)

A notable absence of prophecy again…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron recounts taking a stroll with his wife and encountering people who didn’t move to the side because they were selfish. He witnessed a wicked, lazy person in a bathroom not throw their garbage in a bin. Ron bemoans people who don’t clean tables when they are done… because they are unloving and uncaring, selfish people. Blah, blah, blah, blah…

Ron talks about some ‘prideful’ members who have left, one came back. He does not mention why. (That's what the build up was all about.) This reminded me of disfellowshipment talks that JWs sometimes gave. If you’re out there remember why you left.

If God wants to save more people, with time running short, then why is he allowing Ron to remain so obscure? (I'm doing my part!)

Ron’s getting ready to give the ole heave hove to some backslidden non-tithers. He’s been merciful and patient, but that has run out. When he gets back from Hawaii, with some more bills, it is non-tither tossing time. (Don't answer your phone!)

I want to go to Hawaii, but I’d have to swim, after I walked across most of the US. I think my pocket change would probably sink me. : D

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed


Kirrily XPKG said...

Thanks for all that Dill - will have a look at some of those videos when I get a chance :-)

Have a great 4th July!

Kirrily XPKG said...

A lesson in the true meaning of the words 'Timing' and 'Exactly' by Ron Weinland.


A space or period of minutes and hours, hours and minutes, days, weeks, months, years and centuries. Numbers written, do not necessarily mean an order.

Dates, times and cycles are just that - instruments by which to tell, and thereby establish time itself.

Time is the essence of things not seen, but given into the mind - time is of the essence - the essence of the mind, your mind, my mind, the very mind of God.

Time leads to all things, in no particular order - chaos if you will, with the outcome predictible in many ways, in many forms - unintellgible sequence of events which can not be understood, only given.

The rocket science of time can however, be given to others first - so as not to cause any confusion from the elect to the false.


The abyss of the vortex of space, can be interpreted to mean preciously what exactly means. Evidence somewhat of predetermined events, culminating in the outcome of nothing specific.

Precisly accurate inaccuracies pointed out, yet understood by a few who hear, who see. Some do not, yet others will try and fail.

The core of human nature is evil, being unable to determine the general direction of exactly what was said, and stated, yet having the ability to see what was not said. Now this is the true meaning of the word, and the true meaning of a humble spirit - those that listen to God Almighty through His End Time Prophet - having the fortitude and strength - TIMING AND EXACTLY judged by their true meanings.

I am God's Prophet and End Time Witness - this you MUST believe, or deny God Himself.

Thankyou, and do come again.


Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Careful there Kirrily. Ron will take this and run with it ;)

Kirrily XPKG said...

LOL - that was fun!!

Dill Weed said...

Hilariously mind bending and accurate!

Dill Weed

J said...

Very nice, Kirrily.

Now please define Weinland's "Dumbfounded". ;)

Kirrily XPKG said...

MMMM - Dumbounded eh, well here we go ;-):-

The foundation of ones mind is found wanting in the way it wishes to find the 'dumb' aspects of it's foundational core.

The cores lies in the way in which one firstly disiphers information that is given by god, but understandably understood by few, and at other times by all.

Sequence of events founded in the blinding light of intrigue and turmoil, leading to one being struck dumb with a genious so powerful, so aweinspring, that you became enlighted, yet so humble.

This is akin to the truth of God, being foundationally founded, until you find, yet are given, being struck so dumb, that you are enlighted by the very experience.

Truly, truly, truly - and powerfully so.

How was that!! ;-)

J said...

Ooh, very elaborate. I'm won over by the verbosity. ;)

I figure he meant he just found some dumb. Warehouses of it by now. :D

Perhaps he believes in Dark Helmet's philosophy: "Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Kirrily, here's a challenge. This is what I refer to Weinland's "If by Pentecost" declaration from March 29 of last year.
"If by Pentecost [June 8, 2008] I’m just going to make this real clear to everyone. If by Pentecost it is not powerfully and abundantly clear that there has been a great deal of destruction that will clearly encompass a third of all plant life in the US and at least the clear results of this mingled with blood the death of very much animal life and the beginning of large numbers of human life then I will stop preaching. Just so all the critics and everyone out there will understand. I am true to my word in these things. OK? And for all the critics if by the end of July and for most likely around Pentecost if nothing has clearly caused great destruction and death I will make it very clear that I was a false prophet. I will do exactly what I said I would do on all those interviews that I have held. To do less. Well. Would be quite insane.”
Quite a bit to chew on. Maybe doing your magic on "powerfully and abundantly clear" at least? Or maybe "I am true to my word"?

Kirrily XPKG said...

Hey Mike!

Challenge accepted! I tried to copy and paste what I had written into this post - but wouldn't allow it.

I've emailed it to you instead - post or do with it as you wish!!

I had a ball doing it - it's a classic :-)

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Here's what Kirrily sent me. (Seems you have to "preview" first, and then "X" the preview, after which cutting-and-pasting is allowed. Logical I know --- just like Ron ;-D
The abundance of clarity can only be given. Clarity in event fulfillment is clear if you have the eyes to see, and the ears to hear.

God’s grace is abundance and clarity is interpretive to those blind in sight, and those deaf to hearing, and those listening to unspoken, yet understood words. I ask of you, do you not know how to hear when one is silent and results are quiet? I’m dumbfounded. I am speaking, and those hearing are blind, those seeing are deaf. How can I make myself any clearer in the abundance of clarity I offer you - you who cloud and twist my truth into your reality? Ah yes, pride is an evil work which serves to make the black grey, and the white invisible. I am white to you, invisible to those looking but do not see.

These words to those with like mind, realize that indeed, I have not broken my word or promise, as the evidence is all around you spiritually, and therefore physically speaking is delayed, but not broken. I know you do not understand this yet, as you have not been given it – this is for the world, spiritually – the inner man/woman/child in each of us that yearns for this truth, but remain ignorant of true reality, spiritually speaking, which has its own tangible and physical evidence – feel it to know what I am saying is true and you will see I am in the light, and you are in the darkness.

Forever waiting, forever seeing without result – expecting results with no sight or vision enabling you to see. Yet the events outlined by me are all around you in the background, quietly roaring fiercely, more fiercely than you can imagine. So fierce in fact that you can not hear, or see the evidence all around you, clearly and powerfully so.

The events as prophesied by me have occurred, and are still increasing in magnitude and strength, my power beyond measure, as you can not measure what you can not see, physically or spiritually, yet occurring every moment as I have told you. This is sought in the perception of reality to which you have no part of because of your unbelief, and your mind void of clarity by making reality your God, and not me. Woe to those who rely on reality rather than what is given by God, to Jesus through to me to deliver to the world – clearly.

Truly, truly – my path is incomplete, solid and unwavering as I can see evidence in my mind, which images project through my eyes allowing me to see this reality of truth in faith before my feet, and in my hands. My prophecies are occurring exactly as I have delivered them – and my mind void of the clouds that obstruct your view of a false reality.

The reality I live each day is in the mind, and you too could live in my mind if you would only clearly see – but to you it has not been given. These images are mine and those that are like minded, we see the destructive powers at work, but you can not, as your mind does not have eyes to see – the end being, time does not exist, as timeframes limit man but increase God. 1/3rd of 1/10th less those left over from the remnant, less those currently called multiplied by the billions who have lived, taken away from thousands who have rejected equate to the number of months needed for fruition of times, and other times already mentioned and obvious to very few, to serve as a witness to the world that I AM TRUE.

I trust I have made myself perfectly and abundantly clear.

How was that!! Clear? (LOL, LOL!!)
That was good. My ears clearly see now, and my eyes clearly hear ;)

Kirrily XPKG said...


This really is fun ;-)