A Prophet’s Log (Flushing Sound)
Judgment Pt. 3 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1055 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 151
Number of Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Good news! Ron has agreed to a prophetic blowout. He is going to provide more than one prophecy per visit! All you need to do is click on his figure multiple times while moving the cursor and the winds of prophecy will blow. Ron will cut loose at your direction!
Don’t miss my special post below, Cold Squid.
Hawaii (must be nice). Ron sounds subdued. Is Laura in the tub? Sermon filler… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He didn’t waste any time. He got right to the Blah, blah, blah, blahs….
Ron reviews how he likes his eggs cooked. (A hint for Laura - breathe on them a little longer dear.)
A notable absence of prophecy again…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron recounts taking a stroll with his wife and encountering people who didn’t move to the side because they were selfish. He witnessed a wicked, lazy person in a bathroom not throw their garbage in a bin. Ron bemoans people who don’t clean tables when they are done… because they are unloving and uncaring, selfish people. Blah, blah, blah, blah…
Ron talks about some ‘prideful’ members who have left, one came back. He does not mention why. (That's what the build up was all about.) This reminded me of disfellowshipment talks that JWs sometimes gave. If you’re out there remember why you left.
If God wants to save more people, with time running short, then why is he allowing Ron to remain so obscure? (I'm doing my part!)
Ron’s getting ready to give the ole heave hove to some backslidden non-tithers. He’s been merciful and patient, but that has run out. When he gets back from Hawaii, with some more bills, it is non-tither tossing time. (Don't answer your phone!)
I want to go to Hawaii, but I’d have to swim, after I walked across most of the US. I think my pocket change would probably sink me. : D
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.