Sunday, August 9, 2009

Ronald Weinland: An Ignored Witness With Nothing To Say

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Faith Pt. 3 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1020 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 146
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Hundreds bored by dull prophet.

Richmond, Virginia. The Prophesied End Time is still available (Whoopee!) It reveals that Christ told Ron the meaning of each Seal of Revelation as he opened them. (He whispered it into Ron's mind, I tells ya, I do.)

I expect more from the Two Witnesses of Revelation than run of the mill sermons.

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. They just don’t understand…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Man can not follow the Law. Ron is just repeating standard stuff.

God’s prophet and Witness said nothing of note, again. He just killed off another sermon and Sabbath.

I wonder if this frustrates PKG members who are probably expecting something of significance from God’s prophet and End Time Witness, too.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Mark said...

I guess his radio interviews are over. He only got booked on the IdeaCity gig at the "height" of his popularity last summer. I bet you will hear nothing from him in any media outlet from now on. He has no credibility with anyone any more (not like he had any to begin with, but his rants made for good media at the time when other false prophets like Yisrayl Hawkins were also getting some press).

Dill Weed said...

I'd love to see him get interviewed by someone who had really prepared for him. It could be so great!

"So you and your wife are the two Witnesses Revelation spoke of, right?"

That could be one of the funniest lines ever. The interviewer could summarize Ron's belief's and failures.

Sigh. Maybe.

I Twittered and emailed ideaCity to try to get a response to Ron's letter. Nothing, yet.

Dill Weed

Kirrily XPKG said...

I think that cat in your latest picture could have witness powers - a flying cat, WOW!!

(LOL - I clicked on the link to your blog from Mike's, and had a mouthful of coffee when was promptly expelled when I saw that pic!).

Dill Weed said...

At least it didn't go out your nose. Ouchy!

Dill Weed

jack635 said...

Thanks for covering the sermon, and a boring one it was. I couldn't think of anything to write about it.

I was thinking of DW Jr while listening to Pastor Blah Blah yesterday. I was imagining him hack up a hairball everytime he hears Mister Weinland on the speakers. That made me laugh a lot. I bet he at least lets out a serious hiss upon hearing the end-time witness spokesman's fire-breathing prophet voice.

Anonymous said...

Why 2012? when that date comes,Ronnie will simply move up the date like ole Herb, he learned that from the ole pro masturbator himself.

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

(LOL - I clicked on the link to your blog from Mike's, and had a mouthful of coffee when was promptly expelled when I saw that pic!).

How do you think Dill Weed Jr and Billy would get along? :)

Kirrily XPKG said...

Not well. Billy hates cats as he was attacked by one on his first day here! :-)

Roll on deodorant works really well to stop them licking at stitches by the way (around wound, not directly on wound).

(All, my near one year old puppy (Billy) got castrated on Friday - and have been struggling to stop him licking stitches. Now THAT is WAY off topic!!) :-)

Then again, probably a LOT more interesting than the most formidable prophet of all time's latest sermon.....

todd said...

doh! Poor Billy!
Seems like rw had one of the surgeries himself....he sure doesn't have them to prophesy anymore.

Dill Weed said...


My mind was wanderin' too. There wasn't much to work with. Maybe, soon.

DW, Jr sleeps right through each sermon. : D But, I wake him up. I hate to suffer alone!

Dill Weed

J said...


Did you know that Ronald Weinland was actually on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno? It's true.

Well, sort of.

Do you all remember the bit he did every Monday called "Headlines"? It's where they take stupid newspaper headlines, ads or articles and point out something funny about it.

Now do you remember the old fliers for Weinland's previous book "The Prophesied End Time"? It said in big letters "THE END IS NOW" or something like that. Leno never said the name or what group it was from. I just recognized it because my mother had the book and I saw the front cover.

The joke came when Jay Leno said the headline "THE END IS NOW!" and then zoomed in to the fine print "Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery." :D

Too bad no one with a warped sense of humor decided to run with it, saying "Ronald Weinland, as seen on The Tonight Show!"

Dill Weed said...

I burst out laughing!

Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery!!!

It's a start?

You made my day!!!

Dill Weed

Kirrily XPKG said...

Ha! What a classic! :-)

jack635 said...

The End is Now..please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.

That's priceless.

Somebody should get a clip of that.

J said...

I wish.

I'll look at the clips available on YouTube. Hopefully it's there somewhere, but I doubt it.

Anonymous said...

I emailed this to Ronald Weinland a few moments ago.


It's not good enough to just dismiss your own prophecy as a continuous revelation of truth. You were wrong...AGAIN. It is not the world who needs to repent. They are in ignorance and can't help it, but you placed yourself as a prophet of God and that what you said was absolutely true. But yet again, as many others predicted, not only were you spectacularly wrong, but you gave false hope to thousands, many of whom may leave their faith and become disillusioned because of it. Either you are a prophet of God or you are not. There is no backing away, no readjustment of understanding. You declared quite firmly over the last few years the "certainty" of your prophecies and now when they do not come to pass you back away from them and basically blame God for not more fully revealing his truth. I told you I would hold you to account and that is precisely what I intend to do. It's not about judging or attacking you. It's about making it right. You owe your flock an apology. Your own words have found you out and you have been proven not to be a prophet of God. The Bible itself declares that the best way to test a prophet is of God is that if he prophesy and the thing does not come to pass he is no prophet. Simple. My advice? Apologise to the world and repent before man and God.