A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Countdown: 978 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 140
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Pre-recorded bologna… err sermon from God’s End Time prophet, Ron - an improving economy, decreasing crime, and independent US, UK and Australia. Wha?!
Will Ron speak of his Great Tribulation(s)? Has some monstrously wicked person left their used paper towels laying on a bathroom counter somewhere? Will Ron have a hellish cab ride and forgive the driver before it is over, perhaps even sharing some words of his witness?
Ron deviated from his plan to give a live sermon to the US. Instead, this pre-recorded bal… err sermon was provided. *yawn* Send your offerings in, brethren.
Ole Ron does miss a beat. He is a good a Benny Hinn and the other preacher hucksters out there. You can send as little as a dollar. No change please, seriously.
Last year’s Feast of Trumpets was the announcement of Christ’s return May 12, 2012. It began the 1335 days of unsliced bologna and unpickled pickles. Pink Floyd asked, “How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?”
Ron notes the rebounding economy, of course it was just like ancient times. Man is arrogant. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron trots out a teaser for ‘the addition’ to the 50th Truth on the Last Great Day. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron reasserts that he “knows he is a prophet.” Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Tennessee vs Florida is on, yeah! Go Florida!
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.