Saturday, September 5, 2009

Prophet Ronald Weinland: Bumper Stickers and Fast Food.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Prepare for the Feast Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 992 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 142
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Cincinnati, OH. The ‘spirit world is really stirred up and stress levels out there are high. Something is going to happen.’

God’s Spokesman and 1st Witness inform us that bumper stickers with biblical messages are idolatry and cheapen God. Better get a scraper out and get rid of that fish. God is displeased by biblical bumper stickers. (Well, that’s news.)

The fall season is supposed to result in a big increase as the spring season hasn’t yielded much. (We’ll see Ron. We’ll see.)
About twenty times, Ron emphasizes that he does not know what is going to happen. *yawn*

He doesn’t know if he’ll be able to take his vacation… err ministry trip to New Zealand. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. An awful sermon, terribly so. I don't know if you'll be able to meet for the Feast. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron knows what is going on in member’s homes. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Member can’t agree at what fast food places to eat. Humble yourself and go where others want. Ron discusses Wendy’s versus Burger King. (What else would you expect from the Greatest Prophet eva?)

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Kirrily XPKG said...

I don't know about you Dill, but my jaw is getting a good workout from all this yawning *yawn* :-)

Dill Weed said...

Ron seemed to reach new lows or just found new ways to bore me. I'm surpirsed he does not realize how ridiculous he sounds. Oh well. : D

Dill Weed

jack635 said...

He's waiting for us to get so bored that we stop listening to him and stop blogging. Then he can drop the bomb on his followers.

He was mentioning JFK's famous quote. I am sure he would ammend it to go like this:

Ask not what your church can do for you. Ask what you can do for your church

The time is so short now D.W.
Ron may not even be able to preach soon. All the more reason to send in as much tithes and gifts to the work as possible. Ron had a difficult week because the spirit world is really stirred up.

Kirrily XPKG said...

Poor widdle wonnie.

J said...

Discussing BK versus Wendy's?

Hahaha, and he calls us Laodicea. *Snores*

Dill Weed said...

I kid Ye not J,

Ron talked at length about square, juicy patties that aren't like real hamburgers and the taste of charbroiled beef. He didn't get into fixin's though. Everybody knows fixin's is important in burger selection. : D

I couldn't have come up with that on my own. Nopes. Real life is funny, ain't it?

Dill Weed

J said...

Ron should check out In-N-Out Burger the next time he tends the flock, I mean, butter up the investors in California.

I'm sure he could make a sermon or two out of the fact they post Bible scriptures on the soda cups and burger wrappers.

If only to know the condiment choices of the true Final Witness and Prophet.....sigh.

angel said...

Dill Weed,

What does he say is going on in member's homes, and how does he know?

Boy, talk about his sermons going downhill, I'd be disappointed if one of the pastors I listen to wasted my time on junk like that, but for a so-called prophet and Witness to spend time on such mundane chit-chat during what he believes is the GT, is unbelievable.

Anonymous said...


He spoke of murmurring and gossip and that he knew certain people were doing it and how it would end.

Ewww S-P-O-O-K-Y

The End time Prophet knows what's going on in your house.


Dill Weed