A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Prepare for the Feast Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 992 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 142
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Cincinnati, OH. The ‘spirit world is really stirred up and stress levels out there are high. Something is going to happen.’
God’s Spokesman and 1st Witness inform us that bumper stickers with biblical messages are idolatry and cheapen God. Better get a scraper out and get rid of that fish. God is displeased by biblical bumper stickers. (Well, that’s news.)
The fall season is supposed to result in a big increase as the spring season hasn’t yielded much. (We’ll see Ron. We’ll see.)
About twenty times, Ron emphasizes that he does not know what is going to happen. *yawn*
He doesn’t know if he’ll be able to take his vacation… err ministry trip to New Zealand. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. An awful sermon, terribly so. I don't know if you'll be able to meet for the Feast. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron knows what is going on in member’s homes. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Member can’t agree at what fast food places to eat. Humble yourself and go where others want. Ron discusses Wendy’s versus Burger King. (What else would you expect from the Greatest Prophet eva?)
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.