Ronald Weinland: With a Mighty Swipe of His Powerful Paw…

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Feast Sermons (Summary)
Countdown: 613 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 81
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Over the last week, false prophet and religious con man and Herbert Armstrong idolizer, Ronald *yawn* Weinland has been giving sermon feasts. While it is hard to imagine anything more boring – Ron has cranked up the bore. Thus far God’s End Time *yawn* prophet and spokesman witness has yet to reveal anything of substance staying far away from any prophecy. Maybe that will change. Either way the clock keeps tick tock ticking to the time when he will deny Christ by admitting He won’t return May 12th, 2012.

Speaking of Christ’s non-return, Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest is in full swing! Our friend and brave contest Debbie went out on a limb a prognosticatin’ and predictifying that Ron would deny Christ by September 23rd, 2010. Well, the 23rd came and went and no denial and now Debbie becomes a member of the audience once more who will cheer the eventual winner of the contest.

As Ronald Weinland would have said had he saw Dill Weed Jr. swipe through the branch supporting Debbie, “With a Mighty Swipe of His Paw…” Debbie’s grand exit was put into motion.

Debbie's Grand Exit! (Heh, heh, heh... meowzers!)

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Wayne Matthews Rides Again

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Atonement (Summary)
Countdown: 620 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 82
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Wayne Matthews Weinland’s side kick gave the sermon this Sabbath in Melbourne, Australia. Seems Ron might be slipping perhaps God has not given him enough power to give all the sermons.

Matthews faithfully followed the script regurgitating familiar themes. One wonders for how much longer that will continue while the Great Tribulation keeps not happening. A pay check though can make a man believe the obviously untrue.

What will the new truths be? Will Ron prophesy again picking up his God given mantle once again and striding forth powerfully so? Or will he trot out old material and claim ‘new’ understanding? Stay tuned.


Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

We've Reach the Half-Way Point, Weinland

That's rightfolks, we're over half-way through Ronald Wenland's Great Tribulation.

I've had to update my countdown. ( I couldn't wait to say that.) So now we're counting down to Christ's non-return May 27th 2012. God seems to have stopped talking to Ron 'in his mind' as we've not heard much in the way of prophesy from the Spokesman Witness or his silent side kick.

I seem to remember the Two Witnesses ministry to be one of prophesying. All Ron is doing is giving powerfully boring sermons in a powerfully boring style punctuated with the occasional awkward, ill timed, squawk, "It's all about family!" usually followed up with complaints about how people aren't getting along.

Are PKGers squirming in their seats beginning to question whether this couple are really God's Two Witnesses? One would hope so.

All Ron has been doing lately is 'discovering' new truths' in old literature. Oh, of course, these are divine gifts *yawn* from God delivered through his End Time Knuckle... err prophet. Ron leans on these as 'evidence' that he is God's prophet. And he has too.

All of his so called prophecies have failed to materialize so powerfully so that Ron seems to have learned the value of keeping his mouth shut when it comes to prophesying and sticking to the safe waters of speaking of that which is already written, of course, unless it involves Revelation where minds might start inquiring as to why THE TWO WITNESSES WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE GREATEST, MOST POWERFUL PROPHETS EVER - PERFORMING MIRACLES GREATER THAT CHRIST'S SEEM TO BE SO ORDINARY AND UNREMARKABLE, AND NOT TO MENTION, SO UNKNOWN.

The clock is ticking again and it tick tocks louder still to the hour Ronald Weinland denies Christ. How will Weinland deny Christ?

Consider: Weinland's entire theology is based on the understanding imparted to him when Jesus told him he had opened the first seal... blah, blah, blah.... Jesus told him about when he opened the other seals blah, blah, blah.... God told him (snicker - ah man I told myself I was going to make it through this without snickering!) God told him that he was not only His End Time Prophet, but that he and his wife were the Two Witnesses of Revelation - the Greatest and Most Powerful prophets EVA!

So how could the Two Most powerful prophets to have ever lived be wrong about Christ's return? Well, they simply couldn't, could they?

Tick Tock

The bell tolls for thee Ronald Weinland. Your hour of judgment draws near.

Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland:Half Way Through The Great Tribulation

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Thankfulness Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 627 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 83
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Religious con man, Ronald Weinland spoke from Los Angeles, CA this Sabbath. Miraculously, Weinland avoided performing any miracles… and just as amazing… Weinland also managed to avoid prophesying (the major mandate of his God given ministry). Ron also did not burn up anyone with breath of fire - for which the cat in the picture is obviously grateful. Maybe he should try one the peppers in the video below? (Heh-heh-heh) Enjoy!

Ron, however seems to be in touch with the spirit world which he reports is ‘stirred up.’ *yawn*

The spirit world ‘gets stirred up’ whenever some minister or religious group experiences or is about to experience some adversity – in this case we can assume it's the minister and not the group since no one knows or cares enough about PKG to want to oppose them in any way that might be termed persecution. Mike has the details.

The spirit world is ‘stirred up’, but the real world remains blissfully ignorant that the Great Tribulation is half-way over.

Dill Weed, Jr. has been snick snicking snicking away at the branch preparing for Debbies’ grand exit from Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Thankfull I'm Not In PKG

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Thankfulness Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 634 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 84
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

The false prophet and religious conman, Ronald Weinland spoke from Detroit this Sabbath.

Summary: Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron’s so excited…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. It’s about family… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Powerfully so…. Powerfully boring…. Ron managed to avoid prophesying and working any miracles.

Update on Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest:

Dill Weed Jr. has been lazing around on the limb beyond which Deborah sits with her prediction that Ron will deny Christ on September 23rd 2010. He’s been snick snicking away at the limb and has gotten through the bark and a good portion of the branch all while flicking his tail with glee. (He seems to have forgotten that we’re up next!) Anyway, we’ve planned a grand exit for Deborah that will be available on video once her date tick tocks by! Don’t miss it! We’ll will salute Deborah for playing and bid her a fond adieu when the time comes.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed