Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Ronald Weinland: With a Mighty Swipe of His Powerful Paw…

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Feast Sermons (Summary)
Countdown: 613 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 81
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Over the last week, false prophet and religious con man and Herbert Armstrong idolizer, Ronald *yawn* Weinland has been giving sermon feasts. While it is hard to imagine anything more boring – Ron has cranked up the bore. Thus far God’s End Time *yawn* prophet and spokesman witness has yet to reveal anything of substance staying far away from any prophecy. Maybe that will change. Either way the clock keeps tick tock ticking to the time when he will deny Christ by admitting He won’t return May 12th, 2012.

Speaking of Christ’s non-return, Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest is in full swing! Our friend and brave contest Debbie went out on a limb a prognosticatin’ and predictifying that Ron would deny Christ by September 23rd, 2010. Well, the 23rd came and went and no denial and now Debbie becomes a member of the audience once more who will cheer the eventual winner of the contest.

As Ronald Weinland would have said had he saw Dill Weed Jr. swipe through the branch supporting Debbie, “With a Mighty Swipe of His Paw…” Debbie’s grand exit was put into motion.

Debbie's Grand Exit! (Heh, heh, heh... meowzers!)

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

1 comment:

Debbie said...

Wow - she flies through the air with the greatest of ease ...

Thanx for the fun Dill