Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Thankfull I'm Not In PKG

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Thankfulness Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 634 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 84
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

The false prophet and religious conman, Ronald Weinland spoke from Detroit this Sabbath.

Summary: Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron’s so excited…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. It’s about family… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Powerfully so…. Powerfully boring…. Ron managed to avoid prophesying and working any miracles.

Update on Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest:

Dill Weed Jr. has been lazing around on the limb beyond which Deborah sits with her prediction that Ron will deny Christ on September 23rd 2010. He’s been snick snicking away at the limb and has gotten through the bark and a good portion of the branch all while flicking his tail with glee. (He seems to have forgotten that we’re up next!) Anyway, we’ve planned a grand exit for Deborah that will be available on video once her date tick tocks by! Don’t miss it! We’ll will salute Deborah for playing and bid her a fond adieu when the time comes.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Eric said...

Hi, I’m Eric. I have been a long time reader of your blog. I came across Ronald Weinland through the Internet and had a look at his books. I was never influenced by his teachings as I have a strong faith of my own. So often you read about false prophets in the past tense but to watch one of this magnitude unfolding has been "amazing" and I follow each weeks postings and other postings with great anticipation.

I would like to enter the Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest with my own guess of Thursday 8 March, The feast of Purim.

My reasoning is –

First - he has mentioned this feast several times in the past so its a prime target for an excuse.

Second - Purim commemorates the time when the Jewish people living in Persia were saved from extermination by the courage of a young Jewish woman called Esther. How great an opportunity to tie it in with saving the world from extermination through some action of Ronal Weinland or his PKG Church. A three day fast maybe since the two day fast only got an extension.

Third – At six months the writing will be on the wall but he can probably rationalise it away a bit longer till March and then the conscious and subconscious forces will start to be too much and he will have to finding a coping method.

I would also like to bring up a separate point of Escalation. I have noted that he is escalating. Progressively a pastor. a prophet. one of the Two witnesses, Apostle, being greater than Herbert Armstrong (he was only a type “Ron is the real thing”) and most recently “ELIJAH TO COME”, He will want to escalate again and is already doing this with the additional truths he is restoring to bring the number up to 36 in his words “deeply significant meaning to all who know the history of the last three Church Eras” but that won’t be enough to satisfy him and stop there and wait.
It’s a fundamental part of his personality that he has nourished with all his revelations about his own role. He can’t help himself. What’s left to escalate to I’m not sure but it’s in his mind and he can’t avoid doing it. Keep your eyes peeled.

Dill Weed said...

Welcome Eric,

You're offically entered into the contest. Looks like you've done some serious thinking and ruminating on this. I'm followingtthis just to see how it ends - theological rubber necking.

You've proably checked out Mike's blog which is the ultimate resource for all things Weinland.


I assume your date is 3/8/2011. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Eric said...

Sorry, should have included the year. I meant 8th March 2012

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Eric, you may end up winning Dill Weed's contest. But I don't think it will have anything to do with Purim. While Ron uses the Jewish calendar, he's spoken disparagingly of their religious authority otherwise. And Purim is not in the Bible.

Baywolfe said...

Is there going to be a cut-off date for entries? Because after the last one comes and goes and ron is still at it, I want to be proclaimed, "DA WINNAH!!!" 8-P

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Baywolfe, the definition Dill gave for denying Christ is that he states the return won't be on Pentecost of the 2012.

That can happen 1 of 2 ways. Weiland either:
(1) acknowledges being a false prophet (not holding my breath on that one) or
(2) switches to a new timeline.

Dill Weed said...

No cut off date Baywolfe and Mike has it right with the possible endings....

Indeed, if you win you will be hailed as... "DA WINNAH!!!" 8-P

Dill and Dill Weed, Jr who says FFFFTTT to that. : P