A Prophet’s Log (Flush)Terry Wrozek Filler (Summary)
Countdown: 593 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 78
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
Terry Wrozek, one of Ron’s underlings, gave the sermon this Sabbath and managed not to breath a word about Ron’s conspicuous absence.
Has Ron ascended to heaven to consult with God? Is he being called home in the manner of Jerry Falwell? Has Ron entered a prayer tower for some one on one time with God?
What about the Silent Witness – is she not able to carry on without Ron present? Didn't God choose her to be His second end time witness?
Cool video of the week
Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed
3 comments:
If the Spokesman Witness died, the Silent Witness might assume his role. Or maybe she could get the other Witness who's in Javan right now.
Tick Tock indeed.
Whats the bet he's dead inside three moinths.
Yeah, I forgot about that. Dill, if Weinland dies, then who wins the contest?
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