Saturday, April 30, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Sacrifice… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Sacrifice (Summary)
Countdown: 403 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 51
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Cleveland, OH this Sabbath returning from his vacation down under.

Sacrifice… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Sabbath… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

LOL – Weinland confused cocaine with heroin. Refering to the movie Inside Job wherein many Wall Street employees are said to use cocaine, Ron says we should obliterate Afghanistan because they supply 90% of the world’s heroin.

Ron did not mention Obama.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 396 days and 57 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

It's Official, Ronald Weinland, We Do Have A Legitimate American President

WHOO-HOO!!!



Another Ronald Weinland, Two Witness, End Time Prophet, Final Elijah, Zerrubabel, with the plumb line in his hand, prophecy has been disproven!


That's right ladies and gentleman, Weinland's claim there would not be another president, and recent gloating reference to that prophecy stating that we didn't have a legitimate president has been thoroughly debunked! President Obama, real and legitimate and AMERICAN, released his long form birth certificate to the nation and the world! YEEE - DOG!!!


This is another nail in the coffin for Ronald Weinland's so called ministry. This will not escape the ears of his listeners, who now have another reason to doubt his validity a prophet. There are more coming. We'll just have to wait a short while. But, each one will documented and celebrated here! WHOO-HOO!!!!


JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING, FALSE PROPHET RONALD WEINLAND!!



What will Weinland say in his sermon?

TICK TOCK



Dill Weed

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Ronald Weinland Delivers Apocalyptic Boredom


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Sacrifice Pt 1 & 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 410 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 52
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Melbourne, Australia this Sabbath. Ron mentioned he didn't see as many birds since his last vacation. Maybe they died off as one of his Thunders?

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. No new prophecies… No miracles performed… God’s Two UnknownWitnesses are enjoying an uneventful vacation down under.

We're one week closer to Ron's admission he's a false prophet.

Cool video of the week

After that, I took him to KFC and made it all better. : D

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 404 days and 58 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Passover Drivel... Nothing New

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Passover Fast (Summary)
Countdown: 417 Days Remaining Sabbaths: 53 Fulfilled Prophecies: 0 Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Rotorua, New Zealand this Sabbath. Unique Passover… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Never ending grasping and comprehending (Boring!)… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

All religions in the world are in error except a small group… (Can you guess who?)…. COGPKG is the only one who has it right… until they don’t… then they are just like the rest.

How big are Dill Weed, Jr’s teeth?

Cool video of the week
Yeah, put your finger in there.

Tick Tock.


The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 411 days and 59 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming. Dill Weed

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Bigger Than What You Can Grasp

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Fast, With Judgment Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 424 Days Remaining Sabbaths: 54
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Melbourne, Australia this Sabbath. He reviewed *yawn* previous sermons…. Blah, blah, blah, blah… blabbity.. blah, blah…

We are seven days closer to Ron’s admission he’s a false prophet. (Yeah!) It doesn’t look like THAT will come in time to stop a certain cat from falling on top of a man who will fall from their perch in a tree... in Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest. Sigh. Hurry up, Ron.

Another tip from Jr.’s kitchen…

Cool video of the week


Tick Tock.


The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 418 days and 60 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming. Dill Weed

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Ronald Weinland: It's Time

A Prophet’s Log (Flush) A Fast, With Judgment Pt 1 (Summary) Countdown: 431 Days Remaining Sabbaths: 55 Fulfilled Prophecies: 0 Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from Canberra, Australia this Sabbath on his Aussie vacation. He posted some drivel on his website essentially doubling down on his prediction that that Tribulation is going to fall on the U.S., Australia and New Zealand.

Ron prepared his followers to fast for ever increasing destruction. Ron spoke extensively about ‘times’ managing to be quite specific about that which God told him. Imagine, for one who has spoken so specifically, claiming Revelation from God and delivered as God’s End Time Prophet, how he will look when what he spoke in the name of God fails to materialize. It’s laughable to think that he could after declaring himself a false prophet have any credibility to ‘review the 50 truths.’ Awesome to understand.

Here's a laugher... Ron claims we do not have a legal president because Obama has not shown his birth certificate. Ron also claims the World Trade center will not be rebuilt before Christ returns. In his review, Ron mentions the prophecy that the U.S. would no longer exist as an independent nation after 2008 or would have begun to fall by then.

Useful tip from Dillweed, Jrs. kitchen.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.


The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 425 days and 61 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed