Saturday, April 30, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Sacrifice… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Sacrifice (Summary)
Countdown: 403 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 51
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Cleveland, OH this Sabbath returning from his vacation down under.

Sacrifice… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Sabbath… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

LOL – Weinland confused cocaine with heroin. Refering to the movie Inside Job wherein many Wall Street employees are said to use cocaine, Ron says we should obliterate Afghanistan because they supply 90% of the world’s heroin.

Ron did not mention Obama.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 396 days and 57 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

3 comments:

Douglas Becker said...

Thousands of miles off the mark.

Well, I can't say we're surprised.

Geography doesn't seem to be his strong suit. In fact, I can't think of a single suit that would fit him under the circumstances.

Admire your work. Don't know how you can keep up with it.

Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

Obliterate Afganistan becuase of herion? Why not obliterate the USA because they produce 90% of the pornography which is even more destructive....

... Oh, right, according to Ron it will be before May 2012!

Maybe the worst tornado season since 1975 is something he can point to. Did he?

Anonymous said...

Yawn