Saturday, April 9, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Bigger Than What You Can Grasp

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Fast, With Judgment Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 424 Days Remaining Sabbaths: 54
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Melbourne, Australia this Sabbath. He reviewed *yawn* previous sermons…. Blah, blah, blah, blah… blabbity.. blah, blah…

We are seven days closer to Ron’s admission he’s a false prophet. (Yeah!) It doesn’t look like THAT will come in time to stop a certain cat from falling on top of a man who will fall from their perch in a tree... in Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest. Sigh. Hurry up, Ron.

Another tip from Jr.’s kitchen…

Cool video of the week


Tick Tock.


The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 418 days and 60 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming. Dill Weed

7 comments:

Douglas Becker said...

While he is in Australia, he should get together with Wade Cox.

We're just sure they would have a pleasant time together, discussing all the things they agree about.

Andrew Guenthner said...

You'd think with the supposed transition from a "Time of Mercy" to a "Time of Judgment" there'd be plenty for Ron to talk about, but he's already using sermon filler again! Maybe he's saving up new content for the Holy Days.

Being a former CoG member and US resident, I should be a prime target for divine wrath according to Ron, but the only wrathful thing I got this week was an invitation to Frozen Fury XIV, a pre-season hockey game in Vegas in October. 14 does equal 2 x 7, and Ron has been in Vegas, so perhaps we have entered the time of "Especially Subtle Judgment" to accompany the especially quiet trumpets and thunders of late.

Brent said...

I got a cold this week for the first time in ages. Rons 'judgement time' is really hotting up now.

Douglas Becker said...

Again, my theory is that God's Wrath will come upon the United States because of the evils Ron Weinland is committing. His wickedness is bringing judgment upon this nation because he is the Watchman and he's doing such a terrible job. It's sort of like that time King David counted the people and oodles of them died. He, of course, will go scott free because he prophesied the warning, even though it was terribly off nut.

My theories make as much or more sense than anything he isn't coming up with in his own fact free zone.

Anonymous said...

Doug, thats pathetic. He's not a watchman he's a humanbeing who's misguided and is in leadership of very very few and has NO influence with anyone. God is not concerned with Ron other than on a personal level. Ron will likely die of a merciful heart attck before 5/27/12

To think God will bring judgement on the USA becuase of Ron ensures you are about as screwed in your understanding as Ron is.

There is far too much to happen yet before Christ comes. Remember what he's coming for? Iy ain't here yet, it hasn't been revealed yet, he's come for sons not pathetic little churchgoers who are always gettign prayer for the same things. He's coming for his firstborn church, those who know they are sons of God, 'gods' as Jesus himself put it. It's not that we aren't, it's that we don't know we are and don't act like it yet.

2012 will come and go with nothing happening like it has for so many false prophets before Ron and will come after him.

Brent said...

424 Days Remaining Sabbaths: 54

418 days and 60 Sabbaths remain

Count Down To Christ's Non-Return
Sunday, May 27, 2012
407 days 9777 hours

I couldn't resist but with three date sets all different I couldn't help thinking how you look like Ron a bit. LOL

Dill Weed said...

LOL Brent....

It's my three card monty strategy!

Baffle them with B.S.


Dill Weed