Saturday, April 23, 2011
Ronald Weinland Delivers Apocalyptic Boredom
A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Sacrifice Pt 1 & 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 410 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 52
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Melbourne, Australia this Sabbath. Ron mentioned he didn't see as many birds since his last vacation. Maybe they died off as one of his Thunders?
Blah, blah, blah, blah…. No new prophecies… No miracles performed… God’s Two UnknownWitnesses are enjoying an uneventful vacation down under.
We're one week closer to Ron's admission he's a false prophet.
Cool video of the week
After that, I took him to KFC and made it all better. : D
Tick Tock.
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 404 days and 58 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed
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So the Old Testament says to stone him.
The New Testament seems to indicate we should curse him so he goes blind for a season.
I dunno, but I'm inclined to do both.
Not a threat mind you.
Just sayin'.
Ron will get his comeuppance - not soon enough for me.
It could happen several ways... what if either of them became an invalid or died? Disproven....
What if the Pope dies? Disproven (This was a special part of the (I think) 5th Thunder, Jesus told Ron... that the current pope would be alive when He returned..
And then there time running out and Ron having to confess he is a false prophet and then somehow convince his followers they should keep listening and paying...
Tick Tock only time will tell
Dill Weed
I'm confused.
I thought what the Thunders uttered was sealed up and not revealed, so it should be impossible for anyone to know what they said.
Did I miss something?
Or did he?
The longer all this goes on Dill, the more convinced I am that Ronnie won't stop, no matter what happens ... until he takes his last breath.
Even if Laura carked it, he would make up some new truth, and poof! Wayne is the true second witness!!
I don't think he will ever admit he is a false prophet. I also believe that the majority of his followers will continue with him, no matter what.
listening and paying..
Yes.
Ron's history of twisting scripture would turn "Watch and pray" into Watch and pay. Because the greek word for watch is watch and the hebrew word for pray is tithe. And just to make it clear to all PKG members, modern english word for tithe is pay.
He should just write his own bible like so many other "preachers" have done. Makes it easier to brainwash em.
This is why I feel sorry for atheists: At least the believer has the hope that Ronald Weinland will be thrown into the Lake of Fire to burn.
On the other hand, the atheists do have a pretty good revenge for Ronald Weinland too: He's going to die.
I'd say that we are all winners in this. Except Ronald Weinland.
Loser.
Kirrily,
He'll hava a lot of explaing to do... it seems impossible to me that after all the claims he has made that he could have credibility with anyone.
He'll be sure to use the, "Where else can you go? argument, but anybody who falls for that does not want to recognize the truth that's slapping them in the face and their wallet.
When he admits by changing the timeline again or by outright admission. I close the door on him, leaving a record for anyone who can spell Ronald Weinland.
I close that door for the rest of my life, end this blog, and never look back... unless I do it just for fun.
Dill Weed and Dill Weed, Jr.
Of course you'll do it for fun Dillweed. The man deserves ridicule depending on his confession.
Well well well – looks like the White House just released Obama’s birth certificate. Turns out HE WAS born in Hawaii and IS a legitimate President. You’ll never head God’s Dumbass mention his “prophecy” about the President not taking office blah blah blah. Weinland followers and people on the fence (MAL), seriously? SERIOUSLY? There obviously isn’t an IQ test to be admitted to the POS Church….I mean PKG.
When and where did he confess that he is a false prophet? He said:
"The reality is if it doesn't happen, then you're just false. . .I'll acknowledge my error, my wrong, if I'm wrong . . .(Ronald Weinland, 2008 - God's Final Witness, Church of God).
Did he acknowledge?
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