Saturday, April 23, 2011
Ronald Weinland Delivers Apocalyptic Boredom
A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Sacrifice Pt 1 & 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 410 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 52
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Melbourne, Australia this Sabbath. Ron mentioned he didn't see as many birds since his last vacation. Maybe they died off as one of his Thunders?
Blah, blah, blah, blah…. No new prophecies… No miracles performed… God’s Two UnknownWitnesses are enjoying an uneventful vacation down under.
We're one week closer to Ron's admission he's a false prophet.
Cool video of the week
After that, I took him to KFC and made it all better. : D
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 404 days and 58 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.