Ronald Weinland Molds and Fashions Boredom

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Perfection Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 347 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 45
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from the Netherlands this Sabbath. Wasting no time he said he was going revisit his previous sermon Perfection. *Yawn* (Jr. is scratching at the door to go outside and it’s raining. He’s going to have to suffer with me.)

Weinland is treading old ground here… this is filler. No new prophecy is given. No Witness powers displayed. At least, Harold Camping was willing to answer his critics…

Another week down on the way to Ron’s admission he is a false prophet.

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Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 340 days and 49 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Waves of Boredom

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pentecost Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 354 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 46
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland surveyed world calamities weather related and economic noting most people have taken little notice of them. None of these have related in Ron and Laura becoming known as God’s Two Witnesses.

Ron and Laura have studiously avoided striking the earth with plagues as often as they wish. One wonders how they will become so hated that people will give gifts to teach other upon their deaths.

We are one week closer to Ron having to admit he’s a false prophet.

Ron (not that Ron) appears well positioned to claim victory in Dill Weed’s Great End of the End Contest.

Jr. bet on the Canucks to win the Stanley Cup and had the Heat in the Conference Championships. He bet a significant amount of tuna to neighborhood cats. Heh-heh… Jr’s having to watch them eat it while he’s eating dry cat food. : D

Cool video of the week scroll down for vid

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 347 days and 50 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: More Boredom Than You Can Stand

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pentecost (Summary)
Countdown: 361 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 47
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland delivered a wandering, meaningless and agonizingly boring sermon this Sabbath in the Netherlands. I nearly threw myself out the window, then Jr. started caterwauling for his dinner. So, I opened a can of tuna and afterwards gave him a good head scratch and made it through…. the Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Listening to Ron's filler sermons is awful..


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Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 354 days and 51 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Whole Lotta Nuthin' in Detroit

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Perfection Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 368 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 48
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from Detroit this Sabbath. He broke no new ground and stayed within previous sermon subjects *yawn*… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity blah blah. Ron and Laura still refuse to use their powers to control the weather and have not stuck the earth with plagues at all.
These Witnesses are so silent they remain virtually unknown except to those who faithfully send in their 10% tithe.

Jr. got kicked out of his Philosophy class for not paying attention…. Thanks to Mike for the video :D

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 361 days and 52 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed