Saturday, June 18, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Waves of Boredom

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pentecost Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 354 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 46
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland surveyed world calamities weather related and economic noting most people have taken little notice of them. None of these have related in Ron and Laura becoming known as God’s Two Witnesses.

Ron and Laura have studiously avoided striking the earth with plagues as often as they wish. One wonders how they will become so hated that people will give gifts to teach other upon their deaths.

We are one week closer to Ron having to admit he’s a false prophet.

Ron (not that Ron) appears well positioned to claim victory in Dill Weed’s Great End of the End Contest.

Jr. bet on the Canucks to win the Stanley Cup and had the Heat in the Conference Championships. He bet a significant amount of tuna to neighborhood cats. Heh-heh… Jr’s having to watch them eat it while he’s eating dry cat food. : D

Cool video of the week scroll down for vid

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 347 days and 50 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Anonymous said...

No 'Price is Right' rules in the END OF THE END CONTEST? Jr. could still have a shot even after falling out of that tree!

Douglas Becker said...

Dry cat food is better for Jr. Remind him to drink plenty of water.

One wonders how they will become so hated that people will give gifts to each other upon their deaths.

The answer to that is obvious: They are so boring that even a funeral is better.

jack635 said...
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jack635 said...

depressed cat video -- is that cat a former follower of Harold Camping or PKG? Or is that DW Jr depressed on account of losing the bet?

J said...

Ron will not admit he's a false prophet. Harold Camping didn't admit it, and Camping is 1000x the more effective and successful FALSE prophet out there.

Having seen the reach of Camping and the organization he has grown, it shows me just how insignificant and miniscule Weinland is. He's barely a footnote of the subject of "False Prophecy".

Ron will keep on doing what he's doing, but eventually we will all lose interest out of sheer boredom. Just as the news media completely ignored Camping after May 23.

Anonymous said...

Reall J?

Why is Ron 10x more popular here on ATS than Camping?

J said...

What are you talking about, "Anonymous"? Weinland isn't popular anywhere, except for a handful of blogs.

Does the world know Camping's name? Yes.

Does the world know Weinland's name? No.

Does the world know that Camping proclaimed May 21, 2011 the day of the Rapture? Yes.

Does the world know that Weinland proclaimed May 27, 2012 the day of Christ's return? No.

Douglas Becker said...

Does the world know that Weinland proclaimed May 27, 2012 the day of Christ's return?


I hadn't heard that!

J said...

Obviously you didn't see the word "No" after that question.

jack635 said...

Douglas Becker and J

~The sound of applause~

That was an awesome duo.

Douglas Becker said...

Yes, well, we appear to be edging toward being somewhat smarter.


J said...

Just trying to alleviate the waves of boredom. :P

Douglas Becker said...

The truth will set you free from sanity.

At least Uncle Ronnie's boring truth (which really isn't).

Anonymous said...

J. You still didn't answer the question.Your as good at avoiding stuff as RW. Why is RW more popular on ATS than Camping is all I asked? I'm not aksing the question about general media, I'm asking it about ATS (ATS) just ATS?

Can you come up with something?