Saturday, June 18, 2011
Ronald Weinland: Waves of Boredom
A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pentecost Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 354 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 46
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet Ronald Weinland surveyed world calamities weather related and economic noting most people have taken little notice of them. None of these have related in Ron and Laura becoming known as God’s Two Witnesses.
Ron and Laura have studiously avoided striking the earth with plagues as often as they wish. One wonders how they will become so hated that people will give gifts to teach other upon their deaths.
We are one week closer to Ron having to admit he’s a false prophet.
Ron (not that Ron) appears well positioned to claim victory in Dill Weed’s Great End of the End Contest.
Jr. bet on the Canucks to win the Stanley Cup and had the Heat in the Conference Championships. He bet a significant amount of tuna to neighborhood cats. Heh-heh… Jr’s having to watch them eat it while he’s eating dry cat food. : D
Cool video of the week scroll down for vid
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 347 days and 50 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.