A Prophet’s Log (Flush) Pentecost Pt 3 (Summary) Countdown: 354 Days Remaining Sabbaths: 46 Fulfilled Prophecies: 0 Ron’s Death Toll: 0 False prophet Ronald Weinland surveyed world calamities weather related and economic noting most people have taken little notice of them. None of these have related in Ron and Laura becoming known as God’s Two Witnesses.
Ron and Laura have studiously avoided striking the earth with plagues as often as they wish. One wonders how they will become so hated that people will give gifts to teach other upon their deaths.
We are one week closer to Ron having to admit he’s a false prophet.
Ron (not that Ron) appears well positioned to claim victory in Dill Weed’s Great End of the End Contest.
Jr. bet on the Canucks to win the Stanley Cup and had the Heat in the Conference Championships. He bet a significant amount of tuna to neighborhood cats. Heh-heh… Jr’s having to watch them eat it while he’s eating dry cat food. : D
End Times stuff interests me.
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