A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Countdown: 361 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 47
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet Ronald Weinland delivered a wandering, meaningless and agonizingly boring sermon this Sabbath in the Netherlands. I nearly threw myself out the window, then Jr. started caterwauling for his dinner. So, I opened a can of tuna and afterwards gave him a good head scratch and made it through…. the Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Listening to Ron's filler sermons is awful..
Cool video of the week
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 354 days and 51 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.