A Prophet’s Log (Flush)Pentecost (Summary)
Countdown: 361 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 47
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet Ronald Weinland delivered a wandering, meaningless and agonizingly boring sermon this Sabbath in the Netherlands. I nearly threw myself out the window, then Jr. started caterwauling for his dinner. So, I opened a can of tuna and afterwards gave him a good head scratch and made it through…. the Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Listening to Ron's filler sermons is awful..
Cool video of the week
Tick Tock.
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 354 days and 51 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed
9 comments:
I wonder if Rotten Ronnie even realizes that the word "cat" and "cats" is not even in the Bible.
Probably not: If he doesn't know that the words "United States" and "British Commonwealth" aren't in the Bible, he certainly wouldn't know about cats.
Which makes Dillweed Jr look like a positive genius (cats, as I understand it, have mastered quantum mechanics, which explains why they can seemingly defy the law of gravity: The proof? Look at how they can play with String Theory when the ball of yarn is present).
Well said, Sir!
Dill and Jr.
God. All this talk of cats is about as meaniningless and boring as the one you are complaining about. And my cat agrees with me.
Can you summerize the meaningless sermon for those of us who don't have access to it so we know what was said or is this blog now about cats only?
Enough.
Your cat only makes you think he agrees with you: He's toying with you.
Listening to Ron's filler sermons is awful..
It's the fire coming out of his mouth directed at his enemies. Sometimes he tries to bore us to death, while his followers eagerly eat it all up.
Nice picture by the way. I'm glad the snow is gone for the summer, but that was a nice pic of a perfect winter night.
That's not a winter scene: That's what it looks like after Ronald Weinland finishes with his snow job.
so if we try to kill ron will fire come from his mouth and consume us???
oh thats right; Ron and his wife will be killed and lay in the streets and after 3 days they will come back to life... shouldn't they be preaching in Jerusalem???
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