Sunday, June 5, 2011
Whole Lotta Nuthin' in Detroit
A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Perfection Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 368 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 48
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet Weinland spoke from Detroit this Sabbath. He broke no new ground and stayed within previous sermon subjects *yawn*… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity blah blah. Ron and Laura still refuse to use their powers to control the weather and have not stuck the earth with plagues at all.
These Witnesses are so silent they remain virtually unknown except to those who faithfully send in their 10% tithe.
Jr. got kicked out of his Philosophy class for not paying attention…. Thanks to Mike for the video :D
Cool video of the week
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 361 days and 52 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.