Sunday, June 26, 2011

Ronald Weinland Molds and Fashions Boredom

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Perfection Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 347 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 45
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from the Netherlands this Sabbath. Wasting no time he said he was going revisit his previous sermon Perfection. *Yawn* (Jr. is scratching at the door to go outside and it’s raining. He’s going to have to suffer with me.)

Weinland is treading old ground here… this is filler. No new prophecy is given. No Witness powers displayed. At least, Harold Camping was willing to answer his critics…

Another week down on the way to Ron’s admission he is a false prophet.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 340 days and 49 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

4 comments:

Douglas Becker said...

Less than a year to go... how time flies. I just wish that Rotten Ronnie would make it more worth our while by saying something more interesting to mock.

Ah, but it's early in summer. There's time enough for mocking until the next season, when we have gathered all safely in, as we mock the man of sin. Fall is so beautiful, with falling CoGs turning different colors. The bad thing is all that raking, but burning the piles of dead prophecies is nice Feast Fun.

Anonymous said...

Douglas... ????????????????????

You ramble more than Ronnie...

Douglas Becker said...

Of course I do. I was bored.

Baywolfe said...

At least, Harold Camping was willing to answer his critics…

Harold Camping had the press beating on his door. Who the hell in the press even knows who Ronnie is, or cares? Exactly nobody is beating on his door, because practically nobody knows who he is or what he's "prophesying".

In fact, who knows who any of the current COG ministers are, except present and former COG'ers? They are non-entities in the Christian world. At least HWA and GTA had some notoriety.