Saturday, July 30, 2011
Ronald Weinland: Still Not Striking the Earth with Plagues
A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Truth of the Good News Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 312 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 40
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Long Island, NY this Sabbath. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron stayed in the safe waters of sermon retreads. The audio was messed up. He sounded like he was talking from the bottom of a trash can. No worry, he was still able to serve heaping helpings of boredom. Ron spent much of the sermon idolizing his spiritual hero, Herbert Armstrong. The Sabbath. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron seems to be reviewing the Truths. I thought he was going to do that after he admitted he was a false prophet.
No news here. Maybe next week.
Junior's recommendation for good clean fun below.
Cool video of the week
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 305 days and 44 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.