Saturday, July 30, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Still Not Striking the Earth with Plagues


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Truth of the Good News Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 312 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 40
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Long Island, NY this Sabbath. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron stayed in the safe waters of sermon retreads. The audio was messed up. He sounded like he was talking from the bottom of a trash can. No worry, he was still able to serve heaping helpings of boredom. Ron spent much of the sermon idolizing his spiritual hero, Herbert Armstrong. The Sabbath. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron seems to be reviewing the Truths. I thought he was going to do that after he admitted he was a false prophet.

No news here. Maybe next week.

Junior's recommendation for good clean fun below.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 305 days and 44 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

10 comments:

Douglas Becker said...

I predict that Ronald Weinland is a turkey.

jack635 said...

I predict that Ronald Weinland is a blasphemer.

Douglas Becker said...

Jack, would you go so far as to say that Ronald Weinland is an idolater or has that been taken off the table by the Coffee Party?

jack635 said...

Yes, under the premise that Ronald Weinland is a deluded heretic, he does glorify his dead idol Herbie.

Anonymous said...

I predict Douglas Becker will be the first to comment next week too.

Douglas Becker said...

And you could become a false prophet just like Ronald Weinland.

Anonymous said...

Not likely turkey (Douglas).

Brent said...

Come in Doug, you are always the first to comment. It's not a hard prediction except now you might not be.

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

If Douglas does happen to post first, it will have been a prophecy. If he doesn't, it was just a prediction and not a prophecy. See the difference?

jack635 said...

As I look at your picture of this butterfly, I see a frog or snake or even mammal. The predator protection camouflage. And some will want to tell me this was done by evolution?