Sunday, October 30, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Nothing Still Happening.


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Sobered Indeed Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 221 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 27
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Hawaii this Sabbath. Ron is on a Hawaiian vacation.

Ron is still not exercising Two Witness powers. Ron said dates were changing. Yes, they will soon when he is forced to admit he’s no witness at all. Oh, but he’s still a prophet.

Ron beat up on his favorite punching bag: Pride. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron is still trying to explain why nothing is happening in the way of tribulation. He is preparing members for nothing to continue happening.

We are one week closer to Ron’s disgrace.


Cool video of the week - Snoozefest

The Professor

Flat cat

Junior on a hot summer’s day.


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 215 days and 31 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

3 comments:

Kirrily XPKG said...

I reckon Baywolf is going to win the comp for sure!

Thanks for the update Dill! Hope you are well.

Dillweed said...

I am well. Thanks.

Looks like Baywolf might win our addulation.

I'm losing ijterest in Weinloand. I've heard his weasal words before. It will be intersting to hear how he breaks the news.

All the best. : D

Dillweed said...

I lurned two tipe on the internt.

- Dillweed