Weinland: No Marriage or Dating Until Christ Returns

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The End Tyranny Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 163 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 20
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Richmond, VA this Sabbath. There will be no more counseling for married members because *yawn* The End is so near. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron is still convinced he God’s End Time profit. "There is open vocalization about WW III." Why not just say people are talking about WW III? Ron believes WWW III is imminent. 10 European nations are going to *yawn* unite. The Germans don’t understand that they are really the Assyrians even though they have a museum about the Assyrians. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Weinland et al is preparing for The End. Incredible opportunities wait for the members God has drawn into PKG. (Like explaining to their friends and relatives why Jesus didn’t return May 27, 2012.) Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron’s really talking up their opportunities – the places God has *yawn* prepared for them. (Eyeroll) They need to prepare for baptizing people all over the world and for positions in God’s government. (LOL) There will be no more marriage counseling for PKGers. They must decide between unbelieving mates or PKG. There can be no marriage, remarriage or dating until Christ returns.

Sunday mornings

This guy can herd cats.


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...173 days and 26 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest Update

And the winner is....

Aww, dang, we still have to wait! The next contestant in The Great End of The End contest is Ron (no, not THAT Ron), who guessed that Weinland would admit by December 31st, 2011 that he was a false prophet.

I'm not so sure it will happen by then. Weinland's just had a elder seminar in Sin City - an appropriate local for Two False and Failed Witnesses. (Which one of the cats isn't the same?)

The clock is tick tock ticking. Louder. Can you hear it? That could just be your kid in the kitchen banging on pots and pans, but roll with me on this one.

Where is the terror of The End? The United States is still an independent country. Australia and Great Britain - still standing. Weinland has been wrong on so many things it's difficult to name them all. What about the Thunders that should be "ever increasing, never decreasing" and so many more? But I really like this one.

What about Ron's claim he and his wife's Two Witness powers would not kick in until the last three weeks before May 27, 2012? We'll see.

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We are counting down to The End. Like waiting for a bus that never comes. Judgment day for Ronald Weinland, however, is racing towards us. Could a prophet wrong about so many things still be an apostle? I know Jesus is forgiving and all, but surely there are limits.

How could a person live knowing they made the most presumptous power grab ever by a biblical figure? How could they face themselves in a mirror? Laura, your included on this too. You are just as culpable. How could a person - even after they repented, as Ron and Laura surely will (this would be the time for the silent witness to speak if there ever was one.) how could they after that possibly claim to be God's representatives in any position whatsoever, even after asking the false question, "Where else could you go?"

Imagine how bad the Weinlands are going to make their God look - especially since they believe they are His Two Witnesses. God and Jesus have been so specific with Ron that he couldn't possible be wrong- Remember that their Two Witness powers won't kick in until 3rd, not the 2nd or 4th, but 3 weeks before Christ's return. I mean, how in anyway could one claim to be mistaken about that? That's pretty specific.

What about all the communications Ron has received from Jesus? The dates of the opening of The Seals, the impending deaths of Ron's former associates, Jesus' claim that Pope Ratzinger would still be alive when He returned? All specific, crystal clear, precise. We're waiting and the wait is almost over. (Yippee!) Now for some cat videos (what you really came for anyway!)

Two fat cats, one in disguise.

Cute

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Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: I am the Last Type of Elijah

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Meaning of Elijah (Summary)
Countdown: 170 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 21
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Las Vegas, NV this Sabbath. He reasserted his title of the Elijah (*yawn*) to come. He mentioned the names of a bunch of suckers… err new associate elders who are being prepared for the great influx of new believers.

God has been pretty specific to Ron so wouldn’t it be a disappointment when Jesus no shows? Ron sounded nervous, but still managed to bore me. Maybe, Ron will end up being the last tax collector also.

Cool video

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...180 days and 26 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Millions Still Not Flocking to PKG

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Apocalyptic Stooge Filler (Summary)
Countdown: 177 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 22
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland took this Sabbath off and had two of his stooges give sermons. They Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video

Wake up mom!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...187 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Two Witlesses

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Witness of 6,000 years Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 184 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 23
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0




False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Urbana, IL this Sabbath. He Blah, blah, blah, blah….


Mr. Whiskers

Cute Meow


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...187 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed