Sunday, December 4, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Two Witlesses

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Witness of 6,000 years Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 184 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 23
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Urbana, IL this Sabbath. He Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Mr. Whiskers

Cute Meow

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...187 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


jack635 said...

Excellent post. Probably the best exposee on Ronald Weinland ever written on the entire internet.

Dill Weed said...

Aww shucks.

Dill Weed

jack635 said...

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

How prophetic. You wrote these words years ago. Ron's Judgment Day starts on January 31st. These words are true.

Anonymous said...

He still hasn't had a prophecy fulfilled. Why do you count one?
He's had an accusation from the IRS, who hasn't!
It's NOT a fulfilled prophecy

jack635 said...

Anonymous, it was a joke. I'm sure Dill Weed's statement of Judgment day is coming refers to May 27th or the real Judgment day.


Richard said...

Forget all of that - I want to know how the cat gained a bigger stack of chips than the humans. :-O