A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Meaning of Elijah (Summary)
Countdown: 170 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 21
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Las Vegas, NV this Sabbath. He reasserted his title of the Elijah (*yawn*) to come. He mentioned the names of a bunch of suckers… err new associate elders who are being prepared for the great influx of new believers.
God has been pretty specific to Ron so wouldn’t it be a disappointment when Jesus no shows? Ron sounded nervous, but still managed to bore me. Maybe, Ron will end up being the last tax collector also.
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...180 days and 26 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.