Ronald Weinland: BlabbeRon

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Daniel’s Commission Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 126 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 15
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Columbia, MO this Sabbath. He mentioned that some countries have stopped using the dollar. But, I’ve got dollars in my pocket and plan on spending them soon.

Ron blabbered on about prophecies in Daniel. It seems that Ron has taken ‘refuge’ in the intricacies of *yawn* prophecy – all to avoid talking about the present which he doesn’t seem fond of doing lately.

God still has not explained to Ron the 5 months of torment mentioned in Revelation. The US is still independent and COGPK’ers are still able to travel around the world without fear of being detained for being true Christians. All except Ron who had to surrender his passport due to his criminal indictment for tax evasion. Look for things to get further ‘stirred up’. And now cat videos!

Note: Angry kitty doesn't think it was cute putting him out in the snow.

Sleepy

Beautiful

Jumping Jehosphat

You know it’s Armageddon when

Thanks to Anon 1 and Jack365 for playing Dillweed’s Great End of the End Contest. We are getting down to the wire with only four contestants left pitting their prophetic powers powerfully against their pithy foes! Pheww!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...126 days and 15 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: More Talk About the Past

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Daniel’s Commission Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 133 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 16
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Dallas, TX this Sabbath. He talked more about Daniel’s prophecies. It was boring! But blessedly he stopped early after he Blah, blah, blah, blah….

You missed n-o-t-h-i-n-g. So watch some cat videos! Thanks everyone for your kind words.

Hey watcha doing?

Scratchy Scratchy

Spoiled cat

Cute


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...133 days and 16 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Prophetic Baloney

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Daniel’s Commission (Summary)
Countdown: 140 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 17
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Vancouver WA this Sabbath. Some have been saving money just in case Jesus doesn’t return May, 2012. Ron assured them Christ is Returning in May – after all God told him in his mind. Ron blabbered on about the seventy week *yawn* prophecy in Daniel. Boring.

The US, Great Britain and Australia remain independent. No mention of the 5 months of torment mentioned in Revelation.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...140 days and 17 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Babylonian Blabber

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Final Half a Time (Summary)
Countdown: 147 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 18
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Tuscaloosa, AL this Sabbath. The forty weeks of judgment on USA, Australia etc. has ended. The US remains independent as does Great Britain and Australia. We’re into the last half time. *yawn* This is where things really get moving. God told Ron. What more could you ask for? In the next 140 days the Trumpets of Revelation will sound and the Seven Thunders will crash mightily.

Some are asking about the 5 months mentioned in Revelation. Ron addressed this saying he does not know and that they will have to wait until God reveals it. He said maybe he'll explain it next week. He doesn't know. Having faith means following when you don’t have all the answers. Reality is going to smack down their faith when Ron admits he is a false prophet. Ron trotted out the idea that people shouldn’t expect prophets to be perfect. That might be useful in the near future. The magnitude of how wrong Ronald Weinland is is breathtaking. Powerfully so.

Weinland told his congregation to not look into dates because they can be misled. But when dates are revealed through Ron they can be relied upon. Weinland cautioned his congregation against going to biblical reference books because they are all wrong. (Surprise!) And the Jews don’t know diddly about God’s plan. (Ha! He cracks me up!)

Thanks to Mike for playing Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest. Jack365 is up next. We're gettin' close! The cats below are taking this all in stride.

Flaking out

Nap Time!

Gotchca!

Triple heart

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...157 days and 24 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland’s Loaf

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The End Tyranny Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 154 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 19
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Phoenix, AZ this Sabbath. Weinland complained of mockers who were intruding on his life and told them to “go fishing”. I’ll take him up on that soon. I’ll stop blogging about him when he admits he is a false prophet.

Meanwhile, Weinland had some complaints about “a little leaven ruining” his loaf. Aww, too bad, maybe some members a wising up. Ron reminded listeners that HE is revealing *yawn* God’s plan. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He cited problems with the Euro as evidence of the coming End. Ten nations have not formed yet though much less have they taken the independence of the United Sates. The coming end of the dollar has been delayed as the stock market finshed 2011 where it started 2010 at 12,000 plus. Ron is upset about the Chinese signing contracts with Afghanistan. Probably to build some roads for their march to the battle of Armageddon? Ron's God seems to be tarrying.

Ron continues to be attacked by the “spirit word” which is really stirred up. I imagine Ron stuck in traffic, pulling into to rest stop where he is ‘assaulted’ by used paper towels lying on the counter and bathroom floor leaving and running into a person who won’t move out of his way – all Satan’s attacks. Amazing to grasp and comprehend. Such persecution of God's End Time prophet. : D

Ron has made plans for travel through February. But he didn’t mention any Two Witless stuff. You think he’d be striking the earth with plagues or something. Ron said it was “awesome to understand” that most of the great things Jesus did he did in the last two weeks of his life. Wow! What an amazing parallel. Remember, Weinland’s Two Witness powers won’t kick in until three weeks before Christ’s return. Incredible to understand.

Ron encouraged members to get on the internet to see evidence of the hardships others are suffering - not like most of them who shop in stores with isles overflowing with food and products. "It's a sick, sick, sick world." Blah, blah, blah, blah…. I hope members Google his name!

Weinland harped on this point that come May, June and July his members would not have house payments etc. He gave the example of buying a matress that one would not have to pay for until three years later. It would be OK for members to buy it because they knew The End was coming if they bought it 'intending to pay for it'. He said several times, "Do you understand what I am saying?" Go out and buy anything you want, just make sure the payments don't start until May (!) Can you believe it? What a nut!

Ron, thanks for playing Dill Weed's Great End of The End contest - (now in living color!). Mike is up next. Looks like his prophecy may come to pass.

As cute as it gets

Well, maybe not – a box of love.


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...164 days and 25 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed