Sunday, January 15, 2012
A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Daniel’s Commission (Summary)
Countdown: 140 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 17
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Vancouver WA this Sabbath. Some have been saving money just in case Jesus doesn’t return May, 2012. Ron assured them Christ is Returning in May – after all God told him in his mind. Ron blabbered on about the seventy week *yawn* prophecy in Daniel. Boring.
The US, Great Britain and Australia remain independent. No mention of the 5 months of torment mentioned in Revelation.
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...140 days and 17 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.