Sunday, January 15, 2012

Prophetic Baloney

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Daniel’s Commission (Summary)
Countdown: 140 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 17
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Vancouver WA this Sabbath. Some have been saving money just in case Jesus doesn’t return May, 2012. Ron assured them Christ is Returning in May – after all God told him in his mind. Ron blabbered on about the seventy week *yawn* prophecy in Daniel. Boring.

The US, Great Britain and Australia remain independent. No mention of the 5 months of torment mentioned in Revelation.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...140 days and 17 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Luc said...

There you are still hanging in there. You have my undying respect.

Kirrily XPKG said...

Agrees with Luc!!

Douglas Becker said...

You have my admiration.

Cute cat pics and vids.

Brent said...

Well, not one thing has happened like the Bible said would happen before Christs return so those who follow RW don't read the Bible at all do they!

Can't get much simpler than that.

His followers like 'Doctorex' on ATS and others obviously don't read very well, but they are great followers... and probably still will be in June as well....

Douglas Becker said...

It is called Folie à deux.

It is a mental disorder.

The only cure is to get away from the insane psychosis.